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    Every few weeks.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Jizz stains huh.... :hmmm:
    I thought it was pretty self explanatory but apparently not:confused:.

    Jizz stains are caused by spilling your seed on your sheets, where it dries leaving a thin shiny coating.

    The biggest cause is usually precum when laying on your side and getting an erection but can happen when;

    You masturbate and don't clean up quickly.

    She (Or he, I'm not judging) gives you a windy, there's bound to be some spillage, most of which will likely land on your sheets.

    You give her (He, schlim, schlur) a facial.

    You pull out.

    Sometimes it occurs on your pillow too, usually if you snowball.(Google it, and don't tell me I'm disgusting until you try it yourself).
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    (Original post by Notorious AHIG)
    I thought it was pretty self explanatory but apparently not:confused:.

    Jizz stains are caused by spilling your seed on your sheets, where it dries leaving a thin shiny coating.

    The biggest cause is usually precum when laying on your side and getting an erection but can happen when;

    You masturbate and don't clean up quickly.

    She (Or he, I'm not judging) gives you a windy, there's bound to be some spillage, most of which will likely land on your sheets.

    You give her (He, schlim, schlur) a facial.

    You pull out.

    Sometimes it occurs on your pillow too, usually if you snowball.(Google it, and don't tell me I'm disgusting until you try it yourself).
    I know what a jizz stain is

    But thanks for being so graphic and now I have to go home on the train with that image engraved onto my brain.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    But thanks for being so graphic and now I have to go home on the train with that image engraved onto my brain.
    I do try.
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    Meh whenever my sheets get too crusty or I get stuck to them. Whichever happens first....
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    (Original post by RDKGames)
    No. 52 weeks.

    A year would imply ~52.1429 weeks which is simply not the same. I'm not THAT filthy, I have standards. :holmes:
    PRSOM. :rofl:
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    Once a week. :yep:
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    (Original post by RF_PineMarten)
    ....???

    You can change them????
    God damnit, this whole time I've been popping into Ikea every other weekend to find replacements.
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    Once a week. :yep:
    Wow, lots of commitment!

    (Original post by Saba XD)
    PRSOM. :rofl:
    Have you answered? :hmmmm:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    I wash and dry my bed sheets every week minimum, it's just nasty otherwise
    r u callin me nasty
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    (Original post by Notorious AHIG)
    I thought it was pretty self explanatory but apparently not:confused:.

    Jizz stains are caused by spilling your seed on your sheets, where it dries leaving a thin shiny coating.

    The biggest cause is usually precum when laying on your side and getting an erection but can happen when;

    You masturbate and don't clean up quickly.

    She (Or he, I'm not judging) gives you a windy, there's bound to be some spillage, most of which will likely land on your sheets.

    You give her (He, schlim, schlur) a facial.

    You pull out.

    Sometimes it occurs on your pillow too, usually if you snowball.(Google it, and don't tell me I'm disgusting until you try it yourself).
    I don't think that explanation was really called for :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    I don't think that explanation was really called for :rofl: :rofl:
    Ikr, I still can't get that image out of my head.
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    when i feel like it's dirty...but taking into account that i shower every night before bed...
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    Once every 4 months usually every month or when I have time.
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    Weekly.
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    MONTHLY :d
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    (Original post by bizzy_penguin)
    Once every 4 months usually every month or when I have time.
    Wow, 4 months

    (Original post by ihatePE)
    when i feel like it's dirty...but taking into account that i shower every night before bed...
    Hmm, so technically that could be after a year?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Ikr, I still can't get that image out of my head.
    For goodness sake :rofl: :rofl:
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    reading this thread I didn't realise how often people change their bed sheets... do you all have a lot of different bed sheets then
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    (Original post by liberalluv)
    r u callin me nasty
    Is this greatguy?
 
 
 
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