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    Excellent, Kenneth is yours. Nice doing business with you.
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    Thank you very much. Hope you find a good buyer for him.
    Good bye Kenneth; you've been lovely.
    Night all. x
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    Get him a fleshlight - the reviews for it are amazing!
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    Yup I do take cheques indeed! He also says he more then happy to be sold on.
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    Michael and Sean: You're so dead :hmmm:
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    Good news everyone; I've got another guy up for sale.
    His name is Greg and he's originally from New Zealand, but living in London. The sunglasses and jacket are both included, but I warn you he is terribly fond of gin and has recently been let out of prison. He likes Rowan Atkinson's work.
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    (Original post by kidintheriot)
    Good news everyone; I've got another guy up for sale.
    His name is Greg and he's originally from New Zealand, but living in London. The sunglasses and jacket are both included, but I warn you he is terribly fond of gin and has recently been let out of prison. He likes Rowan Atkinson's work.
    mmm hes tasty. How much is he going for?
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    Ooh excellent, glad you like him. He's up for £10. I know it seems a bit much but with the throw in clothes it's a bargain.
    If you want to pay £5 more you'll get a couple of bottle of gin too, to calm him down when he gets violent.
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    I'll push to £12.50. He seems like he would be a good houseman ;yes;

    Can I have him, the clothes and one bottle of gin?
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    Those men are overpriced.
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    (Original post by Sausage)
    I'll push to £12.50. He seems like he would be a good houseman ;yes;

    Can I have him, the clothes and one bottle of gin?
    Okay, so Greg, sunglasses, jacket and one litre of Tesco's own brand gin for £12.50? Done. Hope you like him. Excellent doing business with you.
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    (Original post by Princess)
    Those men are overpriced.
    There will be a half price sale in the January sales
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    Yeah, after Christmas it's always 50% off. That's how I got Greg in the first place; he was only £2.50.
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    Hmmm any guys for sale who are fit and minted?

    Being a *kept* woman is suddenly appealing:lollypop:
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    (Original post by kidintheriot)
    Okay, so Greg, sunglasses, jacket and one litre of Tesco's own brand gin for £12.50? Done. Hope you like him. Excellent doing business with you.
    :five: Thank you Mr Dealer.
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    Okay Connemara, I've got one for you.
    His name is Victor and he was born and raised in New York, now staying in Penzance. His father invented the invisible coffee table and the family are loaded. He does, however, have sixteen wives.
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    If I had a GF, I would be happy just to be with her.
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)

    Sausage - I've so peeved to have missed out on Greg. I'll give you £17 for him.
    If you give me £18.76 you have a deal.
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    (Original post by kidintheriot)
    Okay Connemara, I've got one for you.
    His name is Victor and he was born and raised in New York, now staying in Penzance. His father invented the invisible coffee table and the family are loaded. He does, however, have sixteen wives.
    OOOOhhhh!!! Yes, I want him!

    I will fight the other wives for him He is yum:cool:

    How about 20 quids, half a doughnut, (it is a krispy kreme ) and CK boxer shorts, medium?
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    I'll take the £20 and the CK shorts, but you can keep the Krispy Kreme.
    Oh I should probably mention that he has twenty eight children. But that shouldn't be a problem, he doesn't have custody.
    So do we have a deal?

    EDIT: Ooh, a new offer from Jangra. Connemara you'll have to step up your offer or I'll accept the £20. Victor can have the dog biscuit.
 
 
 
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