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(Original post by kayzy)
:sad: i don't want to be cannon fodder

i think i shall set up my own base :yep: now i just need a really big gun
You're a sub remember Thus you're safe.

'Sides, you can come under my personal protection

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Get family and friends then barricade myself in a shopping centre. Anyone played Dead Rising?
Yes, and thats exactly why this strikes me as a bad idea :p:
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(Original post by Glutamic Acid)
Do you stay or go?
If go, where do you go?
What weapons do you use?
What provisions do you take?
How do you try to make contact with family / friends etcetera?
What transport do you use?
Go, preferably to the local pub.

Anything that can be used as a weapon, for example cricket bats, spades, even old records. I would try and pick up a gun along the way though (maybe at the pub).

I wouldn't take many provisions, as they could be easily gotten at the pub, e.g. bar snacks and drink.

I would be overcome with guilt, and go to get my ex-girlfriend. If this meant I had to drag some of her annoying friends along, then fine. I would also go for my mum, simply because I couldn't leave her. These may be very reckless ideas, but I couldn't live with myself if I didn't at least try.

I would definitely make the initial journeys by car. Depending on the first car I got into, I could always upgrade at a later journey. If necessary, I would make the final part on foot, but rather than run for it would try to go incognito among the zombie-kind.

Thank God for Shaun of the Dead! I wouldn't survive without it! Written in white just to see if anyone didn't get the heavy plagiarism
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:eek:

I'd immediately search for this guy and trade anything I have available for protection... anything...
I accept oral sex.
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They would have to cross running water to get to my house. So I'm perfectly safe here
You mean they're vampires AS WELL! :eek:

Now we're definitely screwed :sadnod:

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Yes, and thats exactly why this strikes me as a bad idea :p:
lol I just remembered the army

Oh well, better stock up on that life giving Orange Juice
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Can the zombies swim?
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I'd commit suicide before they eat me
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(Original post by Mrgd291190)
You're a sub remember Thus you're safe.

'Sides, you can come under my personal protection

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aww yay ;grin;
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(Original post by Mrgd291190)
Your rep may just save you. But get a few more posts in before the Apocalypse, just to be sure.


We'll manage it. With our new slogan - TRUST IN SUBS!
Base camps will be in most major universities. Austria might be a stretch though

(P.S. I know you're not currently in Austria, don't worry, you'll live )
phew, i might just make it!

With luck when paypal connect my account i shall become a sub anyway

well, i will be headed for nottingham then, a nice large uni to live in
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(Original post by kayzy)
aww yay ;grin;
You're looking forward to this now aren't you
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favorite[/s]things...]phew, i might just make it!
:yep: Glad to hear it
We'll keep you safe. Remember - TRUST THE SUBS!

With luck when paypal connect my account i shall become a sub anyway
Yaay! Say hello when you do :ciao:

well, i will be headed for nottingham then, a nice large uni to live in
Gorgeous! I was there last week for the Open Day
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(Original post by Mrgd291190)
You're looking forward to this now aren't you
duh! hell yeah

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duh! hell yeah

If I'm responsible for you then i reckon I'll be getting the virus ready myself :teeth:

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Go, preferably to the local pub.

Anything that can be used as a weapon, for example cricket bats, spades, even old records. I would try and pick up a gun along the way though (maybe at the pub).

I wouldn't take many provisions, as they could be easily gotten at the pub, e.g. bar snacks and drink.

I would be overcome with guilt, and go to get my ex-girlfriend. If this meant I had to drag some of her annoying friends along, then fine. I would also go for my mum, simply because I couldn't leave her. These may be very reckless ideas, but I couldn't live with myself if I didn't at least try.

I would definitely make the initial journeys by car. Depending on the first car I got into, I could always upgrade at a later journey. If necessary, I would make the final part on foot, but rather than run for it would try to go incognito among the zombie-kind.

Thank God for Shaun of the Dead! I wouldn't survive without it! Written in white just to see if anyone didn't get the heavy plagiarism
sounds awfully familiar :p:
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Ok, assuming i'm at home:
Swear a lot.
Get the cats in the car.
Drive to the nearest jeep dealership, loot a bigger car (i'm an appalling driver, so would probably kill quite a few zombos on the way)
Drive to work (it's a corrugated ex-warehouse.. they'll have it barricaded good), convince them i'mnot a zombo, load up on tents, ice picks, erm, everything basically, ooh and big strong men.
Driiiiiiivvvve like hell north, north and further north. Possibly to Skye, destroying the bridge as we cross it
Build a new, iron age, community. With Mead.
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I would push a select few TSR members into the zombies.

I'd collect some stuff, hijack a car and try to find some friends/family.
From then on it would depend on whether this were all secluded to Britain or not.
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sounds awfully familiar :p:
Of course. How else could one be expected to survive these kinds of things, if it wasn't for instructive, educational videos?
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Can the zombies swim?
They can walk underwater in a weak current.
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Id use the skills ive learnt frm the top shaun of the dead and 28 days later lol, equiped with a cricket bat well you cnt go wrong, hmmm, i suppose there would be deserted buses around, take a few passengers for a ride, oooo and petrol lol we wouldnt have to pay lol, n then head for the beach, stop of at a few super markets - theres all the provision u need.
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