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Does anybody ACTUALLY think that Chuck Norris is the greatest martial artist ever? Not just continuing his jokes?
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Chuck Norris broke his virginity before his father did
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He is omnipotent and omniscient.

It is a joke. That got a bit out of hand.
A bit? lol
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(Original post by Gooj)
Does anybody ACTUALLY think that Chuck Norris is the greatest martial artist ever? Not just continuing his jokes?
You'd better think that. Chuck Norris can read minds...


...across the atlantic.
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You'd better think that. Chuck Norris can read minds...


...across the atlantic.
IMO he just looks like an old man that needs a shave:cool:
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I like turtles.
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Chuck has emotions like no other...



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When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it breaks because not even glass is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
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Chuck has emotions like no other...



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Was he known for his beard? Why doesn't he just shave it off?
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Well, the answer is no. Chuck Norris is the butt of every joke. His tough attitude, along with his funny pronounciation make him every teen's favourite. And thats not because of his fighting abilities.

You have to admit though, he's hilarious.

p.s: all the jokes posted here are ironic. that's the point.

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(Original post by TomQMU)
Chuck Norris eats Bruce Lee for breakfast.

ermm... [0.55]

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Well, the answer is no. Chuck Norris is the butt of every joke. His tough attitude, along with his funny pronounciation make him every teen's favourite. And thats not because of his fighting abilities.

You have to admit though, he's hilarious.

p.s: all the jokes posted here are ironic. that's the point.

I totally agree, he is funny, but i get the impression that he is an icon
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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The word icon actually means Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use velvety~soft for wiping his truck~end;


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(Original post by urbandervish)
Chuck Norris doesn't use velvety~soft for wiping his truck~end;


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Oh my gosh this is hilarious, what do you mean you hope i sleep easy tonight?
You know the whole "If you die in your dream then you die in real life"? Well, Chuck Norris will be there to show you two paths. Take the wrong one, and he will round house kick you until you dont know the difference between if u sneeze or if you fart.
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You know the whole "If you die in your dream then you die in real life"? Well, Chuck Norris will be there to show you two paths. Take the wrong one, and he will round house kick you until you dont know the difference between if u sneeze or if you fart.
:laughing: ill make sure to be careful - is his round house kick his most famous move? as every joke about him refers to this kick, is it really that good?
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