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    (Original post by Erradhadh)
    This didn't happen to me (thank god), but I had an acquaintance in a large (150-ish people) lecture with me come late to the lecture, quietly sit down, open up her laptop to take notes...

    ...and realise several things in quick succession:
    a. her laptop's sound was on
    b. a video was playing rather loudly on her laptop as soon as she opened it
    c. the video was a pornographic film

    In utter silence, suggestive gasps and sensuous groans filled the air. Her boyfriend was watching porn on her laptop, quickly closed it as soon as she walked in, she was running late and simply took her laptop and went to lecture...causing this unfortunate scenario.

    Anyone who wasn't her thought it hilarious.
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by Tyrotoxism)
    Our maths teacher tried to prove Fermat's last theorem, we convinced him the proof was a piece of a year seven's homework - I'm sure you can imagine how that turned out.
    :rofl:
    well one of my friends shouted 'ovulating' in a really loud voice during a silent physics lesson once, i think it was supposed to be 'oscillating' :p:

    and once i fell asleep at the start of a history lesson, woke up an hour later to ask my friend how long I'd been asleep for, and was told by the teacher who was still lecturing to be quiet

    During another history lesson i took a photograph of a mate dancing on a desk wearing a tiara, and forgot the flash was on...
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    (Original post by KJ21)
    This is kind of weird, but i went to a valley school lol.

    Basically ever played the game nervous? Its when someone puts their hand up your leg untill you get nervous and tell them to stop. Well I didnt come out in school as gay, so you lads are lads and will mess around. Anyway during English my mate James started putting his hand up my leg, He thought id get nervous and pull his hand off me. I know this sounds gay, but we did stuff like that. Anyway I didnt and he got half wau up when my English Teacher walked past, all she could see was him with his hand near my crotch. She then happened to tell the whole class. Well she said "boys what are you doing, James why have you got your hand on kevins Crotch". Horrific and not even funny at the time, but now i think of it kind of makes me laugh lol
    lol
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    (Original post by QuantumTheory)
    Lulz. I would have loved to be in that lesson.
    In fact, I might ask my teacher it tomorrow. ^_^
    Our class were literally crying with laughter. He spent half an hour trying to prove it and every five minutes claimed he had almost done it.

    One of his methods was to try and integrate both sides of the equation :p:
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    I haven't got any embarassing moments really, but I've got some great ones that have happened to friends:

    Once in R.E at gcse, there's this boy who never works so one day the teachers says

    '(His name) stand up and answer that question from the board'

    (The guy): Doesn't get up

    After a minute he gets up and we all saw why he never got up! He had a stiffy!! The class was in stitches for an hour!

    There's been various pranks of people putting lamb hearts in people's bags, cutting people's socks in P.E, the usual, the usual at our school anyway.
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    On the dodgy phrases quotes from teachers I have; 'Charles take beth up the front and natalie at the back' - Was pretty hilarious :rofl:

    Most horrific thing to happen is probably fainting in classes.

    I am quite good at making an idiot of myself in classes by saying something dodgy or going 'ewww' in response to someone at the wrong time.
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    Today our English teacher (who's usually really upstanding and posh) said: "This poem.... is WELL GOOD."
    Was really quite hilarious.
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    In year 11 science, we put one of those huge power packs in some guys rucksack. And he proceeded to walk around school with it all day. He brought it back the next day, and everyone was like HA loser.

    Year 11 science again... we had a lesson with crocodile clips, teacher was doing a load of work on her laptop so wasn't paying any attention to us... so everyone was just putting the clips on each others backs... pretty much boys v girls... then it moved to how many we could get on our teacher.

    Nothing embarassing has happened to me.
    Oh and year 8 Spanish, there was two seagulls having sex on top of the art block, it was so loud. And as we were 12... it was VERY funny.

    I do look back on some things and think... wow... wtf :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by cookieboy)
    LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!! HAHAHAH
    Just realised now! You stole my idea!
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    (Original post by inksplodge)
    I threw up all over the table and to make matters worse, it was pink.
    someone pink vomited all over me in primary school worst thing was it was in assembly so I had to spend the entire day wearing lost property clothes instead of my puke splattered uniform. lovely
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    In RE in I think it was Year 9/10 my teacher asked me a question about Christianity, to do with Vicars and Sermons, because I was chatting and not listening :rolleyes:

    Teacher: Kirsty what do Vicars give at the (religious name for their stand thing)
    Me: Semon
    Teacher: I hope not... they give Sermons
    Me: Oh yeah, that's what i meant... :o:

    Haha whoops, I felt incredibly stupid! But I just laugh at it now
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    My best mate is totally incapable of not laughing ever - all you have to do is say, Emma, laugh, and she does, she can't help it.
    We were in Biology, about eight people, and the teacher (bit of an a*hole but generally pretty ok) was wandering aournd theorising, eating a banana. He stood up at the front for a minute, and we could all see this lump of banana stuck to his chin...we were nudging eachother and laughing discreetly, and he couldn't work out why.

    He got a little freaked but he let it slide, and set us some silent work to do...just as he sat down, Emma exploded. She does this. She laughs really loud and manically without any warning (although, bear in mind he did still have a big chunk of banana on his face)...he just sat there, totally freaked out, Emma laughing her head off...the poor bloke. We did tell him eventually :p:



    A long one, but it had to be told
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    I got asked in science to draw the lungs on a body diagram on the board infront of everyone.
    I drew 3 lung shapes across the body and everyone started laughing.
    I couldn't work out why.
    I thought you had 3 so you could give one away and still function.
    Sad times.
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    (Original post by T kay)
    Just realised now! You stole my idea!
    You can both do it, id feel a rock star then

    well not quite but still ultra cool lol
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    (Original post by Thirsty-Kirsty :))
    In RE in I think it was Year 9/10 my teacher asked me a question about Christianity, to do with Vicars and Sermons, because I was chatting and not listening :rolleyes:

    Teacher: Kirsty what do Vicars give at the (religious name for their stand thing)
    Me: Semon
    Teacher: I hope not... they give Sermons
    Me: Oh yeah, that's what i meant... :o:

    Haha whoops, I felt incredibly stupid! But I just laugh at it now
    How is that funny?
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    (Original post by Guinny)
    Those science puns and Freudian slips are always good :] Not forgetting the morbid Edexcel people who write the mechanic books "A small body hangs from a light inextensible string..."
    :rofl:

    "Uniform retardation" also makes me laugh.
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    Our teacher asked each of us to speak for 1 minute, trying not to repeat any words. My topic was on birds, I got a bit stressed about the whole thing, and my talk went: ''There are many different types of birds, blackbirds, crows, scarecrows''.
    Worst thing was at the time I didn't realise I said anything funny and kept on talking whilst everyone was laughing at me lol.
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    One girl in my Year 7 history class was chatting to her mate and brushing her hair instead of doing work, and then managed to get the brush completely tangled in her hair. The history teacher sent her off to get it out, and she came back with like a half-inch long fringe that stuck straight up because she'd had to hack the brush out lol.

    And I'm sure this is an urban myth or whatever, but my ex reckoned he knew someone at uni who was in a lecture (some kind of science course) where the lecturer was demonstrating with a microscope and picked a girl from the front row to take an oral swab from so they could examine the cells from it. When they put the slide under the microscope, lo and behold images of what was very obviously sperm were projected onto the screen. Probably not true but still rather amusing.
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    In the second form, I think it was, I drew a rather graphic cartoon of two exceptionally ugly and exceptionally nasty teachers who everyone knew were having an affair (they were pretty blatent, and not very good at finding concealed places to go for a snog) having sex. It got passed around the class, and eventually the teacher went to the source of the giggles and confiscated it. It was horrible; she spent the rest of the lesson trying to force a confession, and upon that failing, trying to bully a name out of everyone, with threats of parents being called, the headmaster being shown it etc. Luckily she never found out it was me
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    "be quiet boys and do something starting with 'w' and ending with 'k'"
 
 
 

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