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    clock ticks to the hour
    bell goes
    milhouse: up yours crabapple!
    runs out.
    ms crabapple: im glad the rest of you remembered that summer starts at the end of the day not the beginning.
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    "Marriage is a coffin and each child another nail." Homer.
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    In a dog store:

    Marge: I'm looking for something for the dog but i don't know what he wants

    Manager of store: Let me just read the dogs mind, I'm restless, i'm tired, I need ... (forgot what he says)

    We later see the Simspons car filled with lots of dog accesories
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    (Original post by Manalishi)
    Lou: Er, Chief? My baton's stuck on whirl.

    Tell me what episode that is and I'll love you because I can't remember.

    Bart: Take 'em away, boys.
    Chief Wiggum: Hey that's my line. Bake 'em away toys...
    Chief Wiggum quotes are the best.

    Chief Wiggum: I'm afraid I have to for hijinks like these...*laughs*...Hijinks. A funny word. Three dotted letters in a row.
    Lou: Is it hyphenated?
    Chief Wiggum: It used to be, back in the old days, you know. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to. Then there's N'SYNC. What the hell is that? Jump in anytime Eddie, these are good topics.

    Wiggum: We don't want to hurt you. We just want to talk.
    Lou: Well if you just wanna talk, why don't we talk about Eddie sleeping with my ex-wife.
    Wiggum: I thought the divorce was final.
    Lou: When is a divorce ever final?

    Ok..I'll stop now
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    While homer is listening in on Apu having an affair

    Apu: Ooo you've had less than 8 kids haven't you, HAVEN'T YOU
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    Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

    Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
    Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
    Homer: Yeah, but faster!

    Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

    in this country first you get the sugar....then you get the power.....then you get the women.
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    "what, you live with your momma?"


    "SHE lives with ME"


    I love principal skinner
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    Listening to Apu having an arguement with Manjita in hindu

    Marge: Maybe we should leave

    Homer: Wait wait wait, i'm starting to pick things up, i think Majinta is some sort of
    spaceship
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    (Original post by 1721)
    in this country first you get the sugar....then you get the power.....then you get the women.
    haha thats the best quote.

    HansMoleman: If only this sugar was as sweet as you
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    Most of the oldies are the best but one I heard on a new episode made it to my facebook quotes section..

    *After Burns shoots a basketball mascot*

    'Smithers: Sir, are those real bullets?

    Burns: Yes, was that a real gorilla?

    Smithers: No'
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    (Original post by SpecialKate)
    Chief Wiggum quotes are the best.

    Chief Wiggum: I'm afraid I have to for hijinks like these...*laughs*...Hijinks. A funny word. Three dotted letters in a row.
    Lou: Is it hyphenated?
    Chief Wiggum: It used to be, back in the old days, you know. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to. Then there's N'SYNC. What the hell is that? Jump in anytime Eddie, these are good topics.

    Wiggum: We don't want to hurt you. We just want to talk.
    Lou: Well if you just wanna talk, why don't we talk about Eddie sleeping with my ex-wife.
    Wiggum: I thought the divorce was final.
    Lou: When is a divorce ever final?

    Ok..I'll stop now
    Chief Wiggum is ace so don't!

    Wiggum: My God: it's some kind of ghost car!
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    At the Childrens talent show

    My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
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    'Hi Lisa, hi Supernintendo Chalmers'

    I love Ralph
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    Two of my favourites are by Grandpa:

    Grampa: All right! I admit it! I'm the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!
    Bill Gannon: Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile?
    Grampa: A little from column A, a little from column B.

    "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star".
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    Family Guy ftw
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    (Original post by Manalishi)
    Chief Wiggum is ace so don't!

    Wiggum: My God: it's some kind of ghost car!
    Haha, the lights go off in the car infront

    Hold me
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    copied and pasted it, but this is the best one ever

    Mr. Dewey Largo: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromBONER"?
    Lisa Simpson: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
    Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
    Class: Lisa likes Nelson!
    Milhouse: She does not!
    Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!
    Janey: He does not!
    Class: Janey likes Milhouse!
    Uter van Finkle: She does not!
    Class: Uter likes Milhouse.
    Mr. Dewey Largo: *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!
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    (Original post by Manalishi)
    Chief Wiggum is ace so don't!

    Wiggum: My God: it's some kind of ghost car!
    Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!

    Chief Wiggum: We'll track down Simpson with your vehicles anti-theft system.
    Car System: Car gone. Car gone.
    Chief Wiggum: Yes, we know that. Where has it gone to?
    Car System: Car gone!Car gone!Car gone!
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    Edna Krabapple: Seymour, the teachers are fed up! You have to start putting more money back into the school supplies! Why, this pointers so blunt it's worn down to a stub.
    Principal Skinner: It still points, doesn't it? (He points it at Edna)
    Edna: Stop that! And look at this, the only books that we have are books that were banned by other schools. (She points to a stack of books, all of which have racist or sexist titles).
    Skinner: Well, the children have to learn about "Tech" war sometime.
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    Marge: you loved Rashomon!
    Homer: that's not how I remember it!
 
 
 
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