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    So what should i do so i can get a gf?
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    Show her your penis...
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    Don't think that would be a good idea the first time.
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    Just be nice.
    Don't look for a girlfriend - it'll happen.
    You sound desperate which is a real turn off. Stop looking and start just enjoying your life for what it is. Girls will notice this. Good luck! You remind me of one of my close mates. :p:
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    (Original post by xo-Heva)
    Just be nice.
    Don't look for a girlfriend - it'll happen.
    You sound desperate which is a real turn off. Stop looking and start just enjoying your life for what it is. Girls will notice this. Good luck! You remind me of one of my close mates. :p:
    I am not looking but just cause i got told by a girl that nobody would want to go out with me and i think it is cause i am not clean.
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    clean yourself with bleach. It will help.
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    (Original post by PBTimmeh)
    clean yourself with bleach. It will help.
    That is ott but funny.
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    (Original post by gers)
    That is ott but funny.
    I feel a bit sorry for you, so I'll pm you some basics. But I'm not sure if you'll grasp them or not. Just because, well, this whole thread seems a joke. =/
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    (Original post by PBTimmeh)
    I feel a bit sorry for you, so I'll pm you some basics. But I'm not sure if you'll grasp them or not. Just because, well, this whole thread seems a joke. =/
    Check his profile and previous threads...
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    Unfortunately, getting a girlfriend is the one thing in life which you can't get by asking or by appearing you want one, you have to act like you don't care and that you don't spend every waking moment in your life thinking about it, it's the most illogical thing conceivable I'm afraid.

    To make matters worse, even if you wash twice a day, smell and look your best all the time, it's still no guarantee you'll get a gf, there is a great deal of pain and suffering on the road ahead.
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    (Original post by FXX)
    Check his profile and previous threads...
    Oh ****. I now feel a bit of a *******. Woops & sorry.
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    (Original post by gers)
    I am not looking but just cause i got told by a girl that nobody would want to go out with me and i think it is cause i am not clean.
    Edit: I'm going to rephrase this incase I sounded horrible, I don't mean to be, I want to help. :p:
    If you feel you are unclean just keep up with personal hygiene by showering everyday, brushing your teeth mornign and night, using toiletries etc.

    But really, you don't need to change. She'll come along eventually.
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    (Original post by xo-Heva)
    Well...
    Shower every morning and, if you stink at night, shower before bed. Use shower gel and shampoo. Brush your teeth morning and night. Chew chewing gum as and when needed. Get a good deoderant. Get facial wipes and wipe your face in the morning, night and when it gets sweaty. If you suffer from acne, see your doctor who can perscribe stuff to help. Cut your nails and keep them clean.

    You don't need TSR to tell you how to keep up your personal hygiene.
    I have got stuff for my acne
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    Emmielociraptor told me that she loves a good chloroform rape joke. Infact, if you were to use a pick up line, she would prefer it was that. :yep:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Emmielociraptor told me that she loves a good chloroform rape joke. Infact, if you were to use a pick up line, she would prefer it was that. :yep:
    I said nothing of the sort.
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    (Original post by emmielociraptor)
    I said nothing of the sort.
    Your sig says otherwi- oh wait.

    Dude, just put yourself out there. There's going to be somebody out there for you All the humiliations of rejections will seem like nothing when you find someone you want to spend the rest of your life (or more realistically a few months) with.

    Oh and, Emmielociraptor does Natural Biology. Ask her about stem cell research and she'll be really incentivized to talk to you. :teeth:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Maybe he means like his face or hair? :confused:

    And if you've never had a girlfriend i'm PRETTY sure you won't have any STIs.
    Unless his had a Boyfriend and has caught something off them...
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    I havent had a boyfriend either i am not gay.
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    What should i do b4 i go out looking or a gf?
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    You should be confident about yourself. I just checked out your profile and you seem to be clean. Take a shower every day, that's my best advice.
    Maybe you should talk to your supervisor rather than asking it here.
 
 
 
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