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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Probably :lol: Got quite a few though. Few examples are when I had a girl riding on top of me and then all of a sudden she jumped off and puked all down the side of the bed - she'd been drinking red Jacques cider and OMFG the smell!... there was also the time I'd been seeing an FWB for a while, we got really experimental and I was hitting the #2 spot, all of a sudden I heard this squelch and all this brownish liquid came running down my thighs - turned out, she'd used a douche but overdid it and some of the water stayed in there... and there was the time I pulled, went to the Johnny machine before leaving but it was empty... so we got the cab to stop at an overnight Tesco garage on the way home and all they had was Tesco Featherlite, so I went witht those - I dunno what's up with those things, but I got an actual friction burn on my bell-end :rofl:
    dude what the ****
    condoms are ****, learn how to pull out
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    (Original post by Saba XD)
    :love: you make me blush all the time.
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    I need proof of this love.
    Hehehe jk. Goodnight my cheesy meezy. :lovehug: Sleep beautifully.
    Serves you right cute lil wifey
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    erm here it is :lovie: :heart: :penguinhug: :loveduck: :lovehug:
    I hope you slept well too x
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    (Original post by rintox999)
    It

    It's the first time I see you on TSR.
    Hello!!!
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    dude what the ****
    condoms are ****, learn how to pull out
    God knows where these girls have been, I'd never go in without a sheath
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    God knows where these girls have been, I'd never go in without a sheath
    That's why I stick to people I actually know instead of some randomer with no self respect. Easier to make someone you know well *** because it's much more emotional.
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    That's why I stick to people I actually know instead of some randomer with no self respect. Easier to make someone you know well *** because it's much more emotional.
    Emotions? Sex?

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Emotions? Sex?

    Dude, sex with someone you have an emotional connection with is far far better than sex with someone you don't care for.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Emotions? Sex?

    Lust, anger, pleasure. I could go on...:rofl:
    Anyway, there you go. Emotions.
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    Dude, sex with someone you have an emotional connection with is far far better than sex with someone you don't care for.
    can confirm since sex isn't even the best bit :3
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    can confirm since sex isn't even the best bit :3
    idk, 3 hours of pure pleasure is pretty good
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    idk, 3 hours of pure pleasure is pretty good
    it's pretty great ngl but the after-sex cuddles and pillow-talk just feels so perfect :3
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    I read the title of this thread as "Sh*t people on TSR"
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    it's pretty great ngl but the after-sex cuddles and pillow-talk just feels so perfect :3
    Cuddles and pillow talk in general are perfect, no sex is necessary for that.
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Lust, anger, pleasure. I could go on...:rofl:
    Anyway, there you go. Emotions.
    Tbf, I've had sex with someone I hated and it was probably the best sex of my life, so much sexual tension released in one lusty f***-fest :rofl:
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    (Original post by Platopus)
    I read the title of this thread as "Sh*t people on TSR"
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    (Original post by PrinceHarrys)
    you see what you want to see :holmes:
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    So the shipping continues.
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