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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    It's called ejaculation, when someone "finishes" they release eggs for reproduction. It's nature. Well in a porn (that I did NOT SEE thank you very much!!! lmao) they make use that to make an omelette.
    What? :rofl:

    Sure does bring about the age-old question of how would you like your eggs: scrambled, fried, or fertilised? :lol:
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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    Honey did you launch to Mars during Sex ED? It's called ejaculation, when someone "finishes" they release eggs for reproduction. It's nature. Well in a porn (that I did NOT SEE thank you very much!!! lmao) they make use that to make an omelette. Jesus Christ make me spell it the frig out lol
    I had no sex ED lol, all I know I learnt from the interwebz :lol:

    Erm, people use sperm to make omelettes???? :eek: and eggs are different to sperm :laugh:

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    I'm just trying to wonder who your dupe is...

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    The only way to make an omelette. -,- Eggs means sperm, foo. Don't hurt yourself rolling around like that. Not that you've ever released anything but hot air.
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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    -,-
    But in common terms sperm is called kids or eggs, don't play wit me booooyyyy.
    I'm still laughing.

    I don't feel like playing.
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    hi everyone
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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    I had no sex ED lol, all I know I learnt from the interwebz :lol:

    Erm, people use sperm to make omelettes???? :eek: and eggs are different to sperm :laugh:



    I'm just trying to wonder who your dupe is...

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    EGGS IS SLANG FOR SPERM!!

    Now that we've got that out the way, oh look who knows a little somethin somethin about sex :sexface: And no sex ed, where did you go to school, Hagrid's Hut?
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    (Original post by The Financier)
    What? :rofl:

    Sure does bring about the age-old question of how would you like your eggs: scrambled, fried, or fertilised? :lol:
    I didn't direct nor star in the porn. Normally you use chicken eggs to make an omelet. In that porn they used semen -,- you guys just want details. :teehee:
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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    The only way to make an omelette. -,- Eggs means sperm, foo. Don't hurt yourself rolling around like that. Not that you've ever released anything but hot air.
    Apparently no one here agrees with your slang :rolleyes: and lay off me :hand:

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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    Honey did you launch to Mars during Sex ED? It's called ejaculation, when someone "finishes" they release eggs for reproduction. It's nature. Well in a porn (that I did NOT SEE thank you very much!!! lmao) they make use that to make an omelette. Jesus Christ make me spell it the frig out lol
    You're close to entering a dangerous territory there:sexface:
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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    I didn't direct nor star in the porn. Normally you use chicken eggs to make an omelet. In that porn they used semen -,- you guys just want details. :teehee:
    I know how to make a normal omelette...first time I've heard eggs being used in such a strange context. :lol:
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    (Original post by Arieisit)
    Apparently no one here agrees with your slang :rolleyes: and lay off me :hand:

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    It's not my slang. You pick up on slang, it's a common term. And I never was on you :rolleyes:

    And what're you gonna do if I don't.
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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    I had no sex ED lol, all I know I learnt from the interwebz :lol:

    Erm, people use sperm to make omelettes???? :eek: and eggs are different to sperm :laugh:



    I'm just trying to wonder who your dupe is...

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    So all that talk about inner beast was all talk? :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    EGGS IS SLANG FOR SPERM!!

    Now that we've got that out the way, oh look who knows a little somethin somethin about sex :sexface: And no sex ed, where did you go to school, Hagrid's Hut?
    REALLY? WHEN HAVE PEOPLE EVER CALLED SPERM EGGS?!

    I know everything about sex, the internet is the very best teacher :innocent: can't remember but I think mum pulled me put of those lessons :dontknow:

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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    It's not my slang. You pick up on slang, it's a common term. And I never was on you :rolleyes:

    And what're you gonna do if I don't.
    :facepalm:

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    (Original post by The Financier)
    I know how to make a normal omelette...first time I've heard eggs being used in such a strange context. :lol:
    I won't recommend to you trying to find the porn...

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    I quite like the idea of shooting out eggs:sexface:
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    (Original post by ApeMob)
    I won't recommend to you trying to find the porn...

    I'm not sure I'd want to. :lol:
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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    REALLY? WHEN HAVE PEOPLE EVER CALLED SPERM EGGS?!

    I know everything about sex, the internet is the very best teacher :innocent: can't remember but I think mum pulled me put of those lessons :dontknow:

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    I am Native American and live in abig city for Uni & hang around black people now. That's where I picked up on it. Apparently, you can make a word mean anything!
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    (Original post by LostGear)
    I quite like the idea of shooting out eggs:sexface:
    Lol, how would that work?
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    (Original post by LostGear)
    I quite like the idea of shooting out eggs:sexface:
    Dirty scum :rolleyes:

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