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    (Original post by Kittiara)
    Q: Why did the chicken go to the 
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    A: To get to the other side.
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    jk, quite good, very amoosing

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    What sits on top of a church, is frightening and sings annoying pop songs?
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    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
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    What sits on top of a church, is frightening and sings annoying pop songs?
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    Lady Ga-goyle
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    I'm trying to keep a Poker Face, but failing.
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    I'm trying to keep a Poker Face, but failing.
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    At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

    Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a hug!"
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    Teacher: "If I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
    Johnny: "Seven."
    Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
    Johnny: "Seven."
    Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
    Johnny: "Six."
    Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
    Johnny: "Seven!"
    Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
    Johnny: "Because I've already got a cat!"
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    An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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    Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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    Loving the jokes :rofl:
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    Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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    A: Spelling.
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    Q: What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students?
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    A: A blood test.
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    Q. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
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    A. It gets toad away.
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    Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
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    A: "Put it on my bill."
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    Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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    A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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