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    (Original post by John55)
    People keep on telling me I have aids and I'm like 'I don't need aids man, I'm an mature and independent adult!'
    Never fail to make me laugh :rofl:
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    (Original post by John55)
    I'm sorry, I got caught up in traffic, I'm coming as quickly as I can! :run:
    You're having an affair aren't you... It's been 4 hours! Traffic... That's what every cheat says

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    This music will be played in the background whilst peeling the lemon. So hot...



    John55 TheonlyMrsHolmes
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwB5FM9TEc


    I can't stop laughing at this video...XD Just thought I would share the laugher with you guys
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    What have you been smoking?
    I've been smoking weed all day on 4/20 and im in a permanent haze
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Haha I noticed... At least she's getting some sleep

    You're still awake though
    Lol, that's because I'm studying. I'll be in bed in an hour or so though.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    You're having an affair aren't you... It's been 4 hours! Traffic... That's what every cheat says

    Alright alright, I admit it, :sigh: I'm in love with somebody else... but we can still be friends?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwB5FM9TEc


    I can't stop laughing at this video...XD Just thought I would share the laugher with you guys
    :rofl: looool

    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Lol, that's because I'm studying. I'll be in bed in an hour or so though.
    Damn you're studying until late.. How is it going?
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    (Original post by John55)
    Alright alright, I admit it, :sigh: I'm in love with somebody else... but we can still be friends?
    You think I want to be stay friends with someone who cheated on me? Who was meant to love me but fell in love with some one else...

    I feel like squeezing the audacity out of you, Lemon... Why do this to me?
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    This music will be played in the background whilst peeling the lemon. So hot...



    John55 TheonlyMrsHolmes
    I'm breaking up with you
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwB5FM9TEc


    I can't stop laughing at this video...XD Just thought I would share the laugher with you guys
    Woo! That sync with videos. You literally posted second later.

    (Original post by John55)
    I'm breaking up with you
    You can't. I know where you live.

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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    You're having an affair aren't you... It's been 4 hours! Traffic... That's what every cheat says

    Do Zarga and Hydeman know about this dil phenk fitrat of yours? :teehee:
    :lol:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    You think I want to be stay friends with someone who cheated on me? Who was meant to love me but fell in love with some one else...

    I feel like squeezing the audacity out of you, Lemon... Why do this to me?
    You knew my reputation before we got together ZuluK, what, did you expect me to change? I'll never change, not for anyone!
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    I want to eat this!

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Woo! That sync with videos. You literally posted second later.



    You can't. I know where you live.

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    I'm moving, too Australia!
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Woo! That sync with videos. You literally posted second later.



    You can't. I know where you live.

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    Dang, I wasn't supposed to say that last bit, I meant, uhmmm... Scotland.
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Do Zarga and Hydeman know about this dil phenk fitrat of yours? :teehee:
    :lol:
    No one is meant to know about this habees... Don't tell them bhai Jaan.

    (Original post by John55)
    You knew my reputation before we got together ZuluK, what, did you expect me to change? I'll never change, not for anyone!
    But you and I we had something special! I believe we still do... You're the lemon to my pie!! Don't throw away what we have just for a fling... We had something real. Real!
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    SOMEONE MAKE ME FOOD!!!!
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    No one is meant to know about this habees... Don't tell them bhai Jaan.
    OK, the phrase "dil phenk fitrat" was the limited extent of my Urdu, but what does "habees" mean? :lol:
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    Haiiiiiiiiiii!!!! :facepalm:
    Kar di na beizzati wali baat - calling me "bhai-jaan"
    Itne der se main kya bun-kebab bech raha tha? Line hi toh maar raha tha

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    :toofunny:
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    (Original post by John55)
    I'm moving, too Australia!
    I've seen you in a box, staring at other lemons. Without a lemon peel, you won't be so shiny after I finish my job. Unfortunately, you'll also lose that great texture.

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