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Nah Mate!

MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't say you're a Hammer...
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No, that would be awful, I'm a Reading/Boro fan. But there's pretty universal agreement that Millwall are the scummiest club in the football league. Soz. I hate QPR more than you to be fair.
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Ok Geralt
Geralt: You smell wonderful
Yen: Geralt, we're at a funeral!
Geralt: You smell wonderful at this funeral.
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Kittiara Come along and support Tottenham, our fans were allied with Ajax back in the hooligan era so it's the right thing to do Other interesting one I've seen is Clapton FC - they're a side in the ninth tier but a couple of hundred people started following them in protest at the ridiculous cost of watching football in England these days. Turned into a far-left, anti-capitalist and anti-fascist (and very noisy!) support with banners like "Real ultras are feminists" and gay pride flags and chanting on anti-homophobia day. Quite unlike anything else in England really!

St. Brynjar How dare you, Harry Kane was, is and will always be bae even back when he was gobbling on himself at Old Trafford!
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Tottenham has some absolutely brutal chants.
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(Original post by KingStannis)
Tottenham has some absolutely brutal chants.
Are you talking about the Yid stuff, Judas Campbell, Wenger, formerly Adebayor, something else entirely or some combination of the above? I stand by the Yid chanting but a lot of our stuff isn't exactly politically correct fair to say.
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Are you talking about the Yid stuff, Judas Campbell, Wenger, formerly Adebayor, something else entirely or some combination of the above? I stand by the Yid chanting but a lot of our stuff isn't exactly politically correct fair to say.
That Sol Campbell chant, jeez...
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(Original post by St. Brynjar)
That Sol Campbell chant, jeez...
Which one?
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(Original post by Green_Pink)
Are you talking about the Yid stuff, Judas Campbell, Wenger, formerly Adebayor, something else entirely or some combination of the above? I stand by the Yid chanting but a lot of our stuff isn't exactly politically correct fair to say.
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be

You're on the edge of Lunacy,

and we don't care if you're swinging from a tree,

you're a judas cun't with HIV.



Still, United, Pool, and Arsenal have bad ones too. This is a brutal arsenal one:

Abebayor, Adebayoooor!

3 died in Congo;

It should have been four!
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(Original post by Green_Pink)
Which one?
"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be..."
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(Original post by KingStannis)
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be

You're on the edge of Lunacy,

and we don't care if you're swinging from a tree,

you're a judas cun't with HIV.
Probably best to spoiler that Or at least put in a trigger warning!
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(Original post by KingStannis)
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be

You're on the edge of Lunacy,

and we don't care if you're swinging from a tree,

you're a judas cun't with HIV.
It's actually:

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
We don't give a **** if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas **** with HIV.

Which is admittedly a bit on the nasty side. Campbell is a tosspot though.
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(Original post by St. Brynjar)
"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be..."
To be fair the one where we merely ask why he's such a **** is more popular these days
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This is my favourite and non offensive United one:

Sung to the tune of "and they go marching two by two..."

He's half a boy and half a girl

Torres! Torres!

He looks just like a transvestite

Torres! Torres!

He wears a frock, he loves the ****

he sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando Torres! Carragher's bit on the side.
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Which is admittedly a bit on the nasty side. Campbell is a tosspot though.
Doesn't really justify racial and homophobic abuse to that extent though. In a public arena too. By all means take the piss and jeer him all day long, but chants like that have no place in modern sport.
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(Original post by KingStannis)
This is my favourite and non offensive United one:

Sung to the tune of "and they go marching two by two..."

He's half a boy and half a girl

Torres! Torres!

He looks just like a transvestite

Torres! Torres!

He wears a frock, he loves the ****

he sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando Torres! Carragher's bit on the side.
You sure about that?
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You sure about that?
It describes what homosexuality is like but doesn't explicitly pass judgement.
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(Original post by KingStannis)
It describes what homosexuality is like but doesn't explicitly pass judgement.
It's pretty transphobic and homophobic, using 'gay' in a pejorative sense.
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(Original post by St. Brynjar)
Doesn't really justify racial and homophobic abuse to that extent though. In a public arena too. By all means take the piss and jeer him all day long, but chants like that have no place in modern sport.
Campbell does have a nasty habit of claiming racism every time something goes against him and seems offended by the notion he could be gay which I think is why everyone gets such a kick out of winding him up about it.

I'm actually going to be very controversial here and say that this kind of thing in sport by and large doesn't bother me. There are more than enough places you can go for perfectly PC entertainment guaranteed not to offend or be too boisterous. Football is one of the few places people can still go to, take the piss out of the opposition however harshly they like and have a good time doing it. These people are not sexist, racists or homophobes, they would fully stand behind a black lesbian if she was on their team, no doubt about it, assuming she was good at football! It's letting off steam, regaining a lost sense of tribalism and identity and having fun. I don't want it to become yet another middle class, family friendly, commercialised hellhole any more than it has already. As long as this does not extend to general abuse on the grounds of race etc rather than targeted against specific muppets I say let it be.

(Original post by KingStannis)
This is my favourite and non offensive United one:

Sung to the tune of "and they go marching two by two..."

He's half a boy and half a girl

Torres! Torres!

He looks just like a transvestite

Torres! Torres!

He wears a frock, he loves the ****

he sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando Torres! Carragher's bit on the side.
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