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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    You squish it then you circularly cut it.
    Yes.
    Oh yey, i was right!
    See ibs thinks i don't know anything about cooking.
    This proves i do, because i have never made a kebab...and i just guessed this right

    Teach me how to make, that famous turkish flatbread...fogot what its called.
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    Oh yey, i was right!
    See ibs thinks i don't know anything about cooking.
    This proves i do, because i have never made a kebab...and i just guessed this right

    Teach me how to make, that famous turkish flatbread...fogot what its called.
    Pitta bread. Man just squashes the warburtons and cuts off the crust. :dumbells:
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    Pitta bread. Man just squashes the warburtons and cuts off the crust. :dumbells:
    :teehee:
    Thats a really good idea, i never thought of that :no:
    I'll do that next time, some traditional relatives come over and they ask for more 'pitta'..i'm not sure if it is that though, i prefer english food like pasta.

    What else is a typical turkish dish...hmm i'm sure they invented rice.
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    You have plenty on this website as well, 5 blocks to be precise :lolwut:

    Well you could teach me how to cook as well
    Which other way....can you just get to the point, so we can get straight down to business
    yep I'm a very reputable gentleman :top2:

    lol jeeez do I have to teach you everything?! :/

    just tell me what you're capable of and I'll decide..
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    :teehee:
    Thats a really good idea, i never thought of that :no:
    I'll do that next time, some traditional relatives come over and they ask for more 'pitta'..i'm not sure if it is that though, i prefer english food like pasta.

    What else is a typical turkish dish...hmm i'm sure they invented rice.
    budgie is a tasty turkish dish :eating:
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    (Original post by ibs137)
    yep I'm a very reputable gentleman :top2:

    lol jeeez do I have to teach you everything?! :/

    just tell me what you're capable of and I'll decide..
    It's not in built in women to automatically know how to cook you know.

    Well i like ballerina.
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    budgie is a tasty turkish dish :eating:
    ewww nooo, thats disgusting...is that what turkish people have? :puke:
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    ewww nooo, thats disgusting...is that what turkish people have? :puke:
    It's what I have.
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    It's what I have.
    Oh thats fantastic, are you turkish as well?
    Not the eating budgie part..but you know what i mean.
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    budgie is a tasty turkish dish :eating:
    this is correct and delicious

    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    It's not in built in women to automatically know how to cook you know.

    Well i like ballerina.
    How does a duckling know how to swim right after coming out its egg?? How does a gazelle start walking just a couple of hours after being born?
    Being able to cook for women is just like that, you know it but you've never had to..

    arh.. umm.. well I guess you could give me ballerina show then.. :/
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    Oh thats fantastic, are you turkish as well?
    Not the eating budgie part..but you know what i mean.
    Half. Me dad's a Turk and me mam's Albanian. Nasty shock for him when he found out.

    What do you mean?

    (Original post by ibs137)
    this is correct and delicious
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    (Original post by ibs137)
    this is correct and delicious

    How does a duckling know how to swim right after coming out its egg?? How does a gazelle start walking just a couple of hours after being born?
    Being able to cook for women is just like that, you know it but you've never had to..

    arh.. umm.. well I guess you could give me ballerina show then.. :/
    You have budgie?
    I think the only meat i have is chicken.

    Ohh, so it does come naturally? Maybe they found that we have a biological trait that helps us to know how to cook.

    A ballerina show....
    It's strictly girls only i'm a afraid.
    Last time a boy wanting to join, but they didn't let him :no:
    I felt sorry for the poor guy.
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    Half. Me dad's a Turk and me mam's Albanian. Nasty shock for him when he found out.

    What do you mean?

    You sound like you're from liverpool :teehee:
    Thats cool, so you're a half-caste, i heard those guys are real hot!

    When he found out what?
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    You sound like you're from liverpool :teehee:
    Thats cool, so you're a half-caste, i heard those guys are real hot!

    When he found out what?
    I am a top hottie, aye. Had my six pack since I was just 14. :smug:

    That she's Albino. :afraid:
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    I am a top hottie, aye. Had my six pack since I was just 14. :smug:

    That she's Albino. :afraid:
    You sure have a high ego, which is a huge turn off :sad:
    Although the six pack is keeping me pending.

    Oh is that what you call albanian people, albino's, i didn't know.
    Hey you learn something new everyday!
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    You sure have a high ego, which is a huge turn off :sad:
    Although the six pack is keeping me pending.

    Oh is that what you call albanian people, albino's, i didn't know.
    Hey you learn something new everyday!
    It's ok, plenty more fish out there who want my batter. :smug:

    IDK, that's what I call them. :dontknow:
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    Fancy having that username and not getting my reference.
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    It's ok, plenty more fish out there who want my batter. :smug:

    IDK, that's what I call them. :dontknow:

    :teehee:
    Well you are rather funny.

    Call what? Sorry i'm just a bit slow today or everyday.
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    (Original post by Hogwartz)
    :teehee:
    Well you are rather funny.

    Call what? Sorry i'm just a bit slow today or everyday.
    I know, everyone says.

    The Albanians. Your <20 IQ is a huge turnoff. :hand:
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    I know, everyone says.

    The Albanians. Your <20 IQ is a huge turnoff. :hand:
    Aww thats kind of you, you said my IQ is greater than 20.
    I remember i did it in maths in GCSE. :yep:
 
 
 
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