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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)

    SOMEONE MAKE ME FOOD!!!!
    Someone?
    Someone?
    :unimpressed:

    What the hell is your mataji for then?

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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    No one is meant to know about this habees... Don't tell them bhai Jaan.



    But you and I we had something special! I believe we still do... You're the lemon to my pie!! Don't throw away what we have just for a fling... We had something real. Real!
    I am my own pie and my only love is meaningless sex and STD's (which I assume means super transmitted diseases).
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Someone?
    Someone?
    :unimpressed:

    What the hell is your mataji for then?

    :lol:
    Will you make me macaroni and cheese please?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Will you make me macaroni and cheese please?
    Sure



    Or I can be your gay best friend and send you dosas :rofl3:
    Idek that didn't even make sense :lol:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    OK, the phrase "dil phenk fitrat" was the limited extent of my Urdu, but what does "habees" mean? :lol:
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    Haiiiiiiiiiii!!!! :facepalm:
    Kar di na beizzati wali baat - calling me "bhai-jaan"
    Itne der se main kya bun-kebab bech raha tha? Line hi toh maar raha tha

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    :rofl: lol habees means lazy idiot :lol:

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    Maine to pyar se bola, bhai Jaan. Beizzati wali baat kaise hui?
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    damn does that even make sense :lol:


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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Will you make me macaroni and cheese please?
    That would be perfect right now. I'm craving a macaroni cheese pizza though🍕
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    (Original post by John55)
    I am my own pie and my only love is meaningless sex and STD's (which I assume means super transmitted diseases).
    So what was our love? A joke? A facade? And for your information STD stands for Sexually transmitted Desire! Not disease!
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Sure



    Or I can be your gay best friend and send you dosas :rofl3:
    Idek that didn't even make sense :lol:
    It doesn't XD

    I don't like dosa's though I'm sorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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    (Original post by Adores)
    That would be perfect right now. I'm craving a macaroni cheese pizza though🍕
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)


    Never have I ever felt so much love for an edible item
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    I've seen you in a box, staring at other lemons. Without a lemon peel, you won't be so shiny after I finish my job. Unfortunately, you'll also lose that great texture.

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    Look, I'm a coward, I'll admit too it, good thing for you though, it means I'm totally fine with selling out my family, so, I give you the location of my family, you can peel them all you like, I can scuttle off back to my fruit bowl, pretty much everyone's happy!
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    (Original post by Adores)
    Never have I ever felt so much love for an edible item
    Parts of me are hungry that I didn't know could get hungry!
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    I COOKED YOU AND PUT YOU IN A CAKE!
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    Omg the way that icing is dripping...IT'S TEASING ME!
 
 
 
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