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    (Original post by AR_95)
    We are all mentally 5


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    You haven't spent a day with me.


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Never.
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    Only blokes.
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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    You haven't spent a day with me.


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    But mum said if I'm on my best behaviour she will take me to macdonalds


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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    I still have nightmares about the film

    This girl right here nearly lost an arm in the process, I'm also sending you the hospital bill aint got time to wait on the nhs :no:


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    I am scared my house is gonna be taken by a tornado, but then I remember I live in the UK and the worst thing that happens here is a little snow (well specifically where I live - we don't get flooding )
    Can I pay in tango? It's a good currency

    (Original post by KairosEden)
    16.

    Mentally 5.


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    Cool beans sir, I salute you *salutes*
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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Only blokes.
    Alcohol and sex.

    All I need is some dopamine and serotonin. The alcohol is to suppress the forebrain.


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    (Original post by ozzie2)
    Cool beans sir, I salute you *salutes*
    I give firm handshakes. Maintain class.


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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    Soo many opportunities, man...its like you don't even want to talk :hmmm:

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    They were the kind of girls that wanted money 4 their services. My Mum gave me a look which said if you ever decide to make out with one of these people you would be back in your home country faster than usain bolt.

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    (Original post by AR_95)
    But mum said if I'm on my best behaviour she will take me to macdonalds


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    Why can't she take you to GNC so you can get jacked?


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Why can't she take you to GNC so you can get jacked?


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    DAS not it mane


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    (Original post by AR_95)
    DAS not it mane


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    Jon Skywalker.

    DAS it mane.


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    I give firm handshakes. Maintain class.


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    Can't do them feeble handshakes, gotta be firm as ****
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    Off to bed :goodnight:
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    (Original post by ozzie2)
    Can't do them feeble handshakes, gotta be firm as ****
    I swear I know you from some where


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Never.




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    Good because you said black heart earlier.

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    Off to bed :goodnight:
    SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (II)


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    (Original post by ozzie2)
    Can't do them feeble handshakes, gotta be firm as ****
    Beard handshake if you're hairy enough.


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    (Original post by AR_95)
    No I meant university of UAE I'm sure

    How do you plan on getting there, camel?


    (Not srs)


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    Man, your weird sarcasm deserves a medal.

    Srs.

    (Original post by ozzie2)
    I am scared my house is gonna be taken by a tornado, but then I remember I live in the UK and the worst thing that happens here is a little snow (well specifically where I live - we don't get flooding )
    Can I pay in tango? It's a good currency
    Why are you scared if tornadoes in Britain? We pretty much have one of the most boring weather you'd ever see :lol: Wish it'd snow this Christmas :ahee:

    Good currency where? Drinkers anonymous? :unimpressed:

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    They were the kind of girls that wanted money 4 their services. My Mum gave me a look which said if you ever decide to make out with one of these people you would be back in your home country faster than usain bolt.

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    Oh, those kinds of people you don't wanna pull those sorts of girls, trust me :no:

    How do you even have the courage to leave your house??

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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Good because you said black heart earlier.

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    I see. Different interpretation. I meant metaphorical.


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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    Man, your weird sarcasm deserves a medal.

    Srs.



    I am flatter


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    (Original post by AR_95)
    I swear I know you from some where
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    I am sitting outside infront of your door, come see me

    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Beard handshake if you're hairy enough.

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    Or chest bump if you aren't weak and won't fall over.

    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)

    Why are you scared if tornadoes in Britain? We pretty much have one of the most boring weather you'd ever see :lol: Wish it'd snow this Christmas :ahee:

    Good currency where? Drinkers anonymous? :unimpressed:


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    Exactly, scared over nothing. Although the weather has been quite nice, although yesterday (Thursday) it was roasting where I was, I literally walked up my road and started to sweat.

    In my imaginary world, tango is the currency, and you buy tango with tango as well :moon:
 
 
 
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