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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Why not.

    I need someone to dominate me right now. Tie me up and punish me.

    You shouldn't have read that.


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    uhhhh....... I am just gonna walk away and pretend I didn't hear that :eek:

    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    Half posts already? Somebody's falling asleep...:mmm:

    Why were you suddenly scared of tornadoes? In London it kinda rained all day so the day was pretty cool and chill :cool: Where do you live?

    Well maybe, I don't wanna live in your imaginary world

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    Eh they are scary aren't they, and I live in Liverpool

    Don't lie everyone wants to live in my imaginary world
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Playing sims/fifa, watching tv programmes and posting on TSR. I so should look for work experience

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    You played Destiny? The demo became public today, it's pretty sweet
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    HA HA lol i bet it is

    This is where it's at
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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Let me feel your body shake uncontrollably Josh
    Play with the frenulum and make me shudder.


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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    You played Destiny? The demo became public today, it's pretty sweet
    I downloaded it, just got to play it now
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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    You played Destiny? The demo became public today, it's pretty sweet
    No. I am not even allowed to play GTA5 because it is rated 18 and i am 17. Parents wount let me

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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Play with the frenulum and make me shudder.


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    banjo?
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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    Half posts already? Somebody's falling asleep...:mmm:

    No bbz I swear

    Didn't know what else to say really and couldn't decide wether you were calling my sarcasm weird or funny


    But here is a long post for you as a token of my grattitude so may it bring luck and prosperity to you on your endeavours towards the mighty university of UAE
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    No. I am not even allowed to play GTA5 because it is rated 18 and i am 17. Parents wount let me

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    But.....


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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    banjo?
    Haha, Penis head. The part that connects the foreskin to the shaft. Behind the penis.


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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Playing sims/fifa, watching tv programmes and posting on TSR. I so should look for work experience

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    Haha, yes you definitely should never go more than three days indoors, we need the sun

    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Dreamception? :eek:

    Domi what now? Oh no you didnt Eva! :mad:
    The lovechild between inception and my wacky sleep pattern :smug:

    What does papa John have that dominoes doesn't? :unimpressed:

    (Original post by ozzie2)
    Eh they are scary aren't they, and I live in Liverpool

    Don't lie everyone wants to live in my imaginary world
    I loooove thunderstorms, also love falling asleep to them was gonna go uni in Liverpool, but alas rejected

    Only if there's cake there

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    (Original post by Hachik0)
    HA HA lol i bet it is

    This is where it's at
    Inb4 hip hyperextension.


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    I know and it isnt even released on PC yet

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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Haha, Penis head. The part that connects the foreskin to the shaft. Behind the penis.
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    Aye banjo string

    My mate snapped his bumming a girl on a kitchen bench at a house party :eek:

    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    The lovechild between inception and my wacky sleep pattern :smug:

    What does papa John have that dominoes doesn't? :unimpressed:
    Eva you are cray cray :rolleyes:

    It has edible pizza for a start
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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    I loooove thunderstorms, also love falling asleep to them was gonna go uni in Liverpool, but alas rejected

    Only if there's cake there

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    Eh thunderstorms are pretty cool, sorry you didn't get into Liverpool, which uni(s) did you get into? (Dunno if you're in uni yet or not)

    Sure there can be cake, but you gotta bring it yourself
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    (Original post by Twinport53)

    My mate snapped his bumming a girl on a kitchen bench at a house party :eek:
    ****. The visualisation makes me shudder already.


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    ****. The visualisation makes me shudder already.


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    OMG lol
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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    ****. The visualisation makes me shudder already.
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    He thought she was on, until he felt the pain and realised it was him bleeding. We had give him like 6 towels to stop the bleeding.
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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    Haha, yes you definitely should never go more than three days indoors, we need the sun
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    I didnt know that. Learn something new everyday


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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    He thought she was on, until he felt the pain and realised it was him bleeding. We had give him like 6 towels to stop the bleeding.
    Fua...

    RIP sensitivity.


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