Brace yourselves because this is quite shocking.
Cadbury's Heroes used to consist of the following:
Dairy Milk with Caramel
Dairy Milk Whole Nut
Nuts about Caramel
This years box contains:
Creme Egg Twisted
Dairy Milk Caramel
They should add Bournville and Creme Egg Twisted to the original line up and give us a decent selection once more.
At the weekend my younger (uncouth and uncultured) sister wanted something to drink, and all I have is Chivas Regal Malt, and she asked if I had anything to mix it with.
NOT EVEN IF I HAD EVERY MIXER ON THIS EARTH.
A food crime is Kelloggs still getting to call Kelloggs Variety, "Variety".
Three different boxes of Coco Pops (and variants thereof), Two Frosties, a cornflakes, Rice Krispies and random other does not constitute "a variety of eight" cereals.
ordering a pasta or curry dish in a restaurant and then sorting through it to take out mushrooms.