Don't stick soap up there, it upsets the ph balance and that could be causing the fishy odour. Just tell her to wash it with water.
Ask if her price goes to double after midnight or if there is a special lunch price? Or if it comes in batter?
get a cold so your nose is blocked!
no actually in fact why would u have a picture of that anyway? u shouldnt post pics of ur mum on public sites.
Get some chips, salt and vinegar and make a meal out of it.
Tell her she needs to go see a doctor, it only stinks of fish if you have an infection.
Offer to have a bath together and wash that smelly vagina of hers! Lol, it'll probably end in some awkward scene.