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    roses are red violets are blue i like spaghetti wanna f***?
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    'you're beautiful, now what's your number babe?'

    :indiff:

    freshies
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    How much?
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    "Feel my jumper, go on"

    *feels*

    "Now that's boyfriend material"

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    (Original post by failingatm)
    What did you say in reply to them? :lol:
    Shut up before I call immigration! Then I walk off
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    "Get your gown, you've pulled". (After a formal at Cambridge, in the bar)
    And it worked.
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    Would there be any resitance if I took you Ohm?

    :sexface:
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    "Your dress reminds me of Beetlejuice, if I say your name 3 times tonight, will you appear in my bedroom?"
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    (Original post by Flajamafloffl)
    "Feel my jumper, go on"

    *feels*

    "Now that's boyfriend material"

    Lmao, winner.
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    (Original post by Lovecraft243)
    Shut up before I call immigration! Then I walk off
    :rofl: a little messed up but deserves the pervy old ba****ds right
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    (Original post by Lovecraft243)
    Shut up before I call immigration! Then I walk off
    Loloololol! I hate old foreign men.
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    (Original post by failingatm)
    'If I followed you home, would you keep me?' :sexface:
    lool aww, sounds quite cute for a chat up line :P. I'm starting to think are you foreign is some weird chat up line because I hear it a lot...
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    Are you from Tennesse? Because you're the only TEN I SEE.
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    lick your finger and poke them and yourself and say "wanna go get out of these wet clothes?"
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    LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX

    Dinner tomorrow?
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    (Original post by cookiecrisp)
    lool aww, sounds quite cute for a chat up line :P. I'm starting to think are you foreign is some weird chat up line because I hear it a lot...
    Lol whut? ARE YOU CALLING ME FOREIGN.. mam I have a british passport! :hmmm:
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    Do you ever get sick of being approached by guys just because they see you have an interesting personality?
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    (Original post by cookiecrisp)
    lool aww, sounds quite cute for a chat up line :P. I'm starting to think are you foreign is some weird chat up line because I hear it a lot...
    lol Doubt hes foreign seen as, he says he hates foreigners
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    "Are you the daughter of a lumberjack? Because when I look at you I get wood"
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    I need a map, i got lost in your eyes!
 
 
 
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