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    'And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite who's chokin’ on the splinters.'

    Loser by Beck.

    ... :lolwut:
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    I take this key and I bury it in you...

    Also, "No life til leather" ...which is just a bit weird when you think about it.
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    I just remembered Young Money's 'Bedrock' - full of terrible non-puns including:

    "I keep her running back and forth...SOCCER TEAM!"
    "I see me with her... no Stevie Wonder"

    but the worst has to be
    "I got her, n*gga... grocery bag"
    Despite my best efforts I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
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    YO YO YO
    All you sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me!
    From my lines to my grades you can't touch Kevin G!
    I'm a mathlete, so a nerd is inferred,
    But forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third,
    Sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor!
    The G is silent when I sneak through your door.
    Makin' love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
    I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me,
    Cause the next time you see her she'll be like "OOH KEVIN G!"
    -Mean Girls. Best.lyrics.ever.
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    check your passport
    its no trick
    take the chapstick
    put it on your lips
    crack a smile
    adjust my tie
    know your butler, unlike other guys
    why would lie about how much coal you have

    vampire weekend - oxford comma
    mellow/upbeat (?) song
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    What sorta fish are you?!
    I'm not a real fish at all you stupid man.
    What are you if you're not a fish?
    You certainly look like a fish..
    Well I certainly don't feel like a fish.

    -Mr Scruff
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    Helena by The Misfits is slightly odd.
    "If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
    Would you still love me anyway?
    If you're bound and you're gagged, draped and displayed
    Would you still love me anyway?
    Why don't you love me anyway?" o.O
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    that bit in the extended version of Rappers Delight where he starts talking about "have you ever went over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good..."

    all of that bit. very weird.
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    Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors, Radiohead

    There are barn doors
    And there are revolving doors
    Doors in the rudders of big ships
    And there are revolving doors
    There are doors that open by themselves
    There are sliding doors
    And there are secret doors
    There are doors that lock
    And doors that don't
    There are doors that let you in and out
    But never open
    And there are trapdoors
    That you can't come back from


    :curious: It makes perfect sense, but why?
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    Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

    edit: Actually scratch that, the end of the song is weirder

    Roman, Roman!
    stop it, stop it!
    you’ve gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
    you and this boy Slim Shady!
    What’s going on? they’ll lock you away!
    They’ll put you in a jail cell!
    I promise! take your mother’s warning, Roman
    Pleaaaaase, back to bed, run along!
    Let’s go! Come on!
    Wash your mouth out with soap, boys
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    I love this thread, :giggle:
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    OHHHH BOYYYYYY
    I'm feelin' kinda weak.
    Wait, lemme speak cause I’m hot now drop now
    look who's gonna buzz now,
    for region fortecious you're lookin' kinda bree
    cause you know, bad boy, you's a fake, you's a faker.

    Ain't even that though, it ain’t even that though babe, listen...
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    Intro:
    Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.


    Chorus:
    (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

    Huff:
    The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.

    Doback:
    Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
    wont go down 'cause my **** can float!

    Huff:
    We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I *** I produce a quart.

    Doback:
    Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I'd like to s**** her.

    Chorus:
    (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

    Huff:
    Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

    Doback:
    I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.

    Huff:
    Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I *** in your hair!

    Doback:
    Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a **** in your hand!

    Chorus:
    (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
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    F*cking magnets, how do they work?
    From 'Miracles' (I think, not sure if that's the exact title XD) by the Insane Clown Posse

    And maybe some Stephen Lynch?

    If the game of life makes you feel like quittin'
    It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
    - From Kill a Kitten
    or
    'Cause Daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whores,
    Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
    Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus -
    That's why your Mommy left us...
    from Lullaby (The Divoce Song)
    The man is a strange lyrical legend XD

    And possibly Panic at the Disco's 'Time to Dance'

    Well, she's not bleeding on the bathroom floor, just for the attention
    'Cause that's just rediculous


    That's all the ones I can think off the top of my head XD
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    Regina Spektor:

    But when I do the dishes
    I run the water very very very hot
    And then I fill the sink to the top with bubbles of soap
    And then I set all the bottle caps I own afloat
    And it's the greatest voyage in the history of plastic
    And then I slip my hands in and start to make waves
    And then I dip my tongue in and take a taste
    It tastes like soap but it doesn't really taste like soap
    And then I lower in my whole mouth and take a gulp
    And start to feel mortality surround me
    I close my eyes and think that I have found me
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    I forgot the classic Shakira line:

    Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
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    (Original post by minimus777)
    New Slang by The Shins anyone?

    "God speed all the bakers at dawn
    may they all cut their thumbs
    and bleed into their buns till they melt away"

    WTF :confused:

    Having said that, it's one of my favourite songs of all time

    Full lyrics in spoiler

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    Gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth.
    Only, i don't know how they got out, dear.
    Turn me back into the pet that i was when we met.
    I was happier then with no mind-set.

    And if you'd 'a took to me like
    A gull takes to the wind.
    Well, i'd 'a jumped from my tree
    And i'd a danced like the king of the eyesores
    And the rest of our lives would 'a fared well.

    New slang when you notice the stripes, the dirt in your fries.
    Hope it's right when you die, old and bony.
    Dawn breaks like a bull through the hall,
    Never should have called
    But my head's to the wall and i'm lonely.

    And if you'd 'a took to me like
    A gull takes to the wind.
    Well, i'd 'a jumped from my tree
    And i'd a danced like the kind of the eyesores
    And the rest of our lives would 'a fared well.

    God speed all the bakers at dawn may they all cut their thumbs,
    And bleed into their buns 'till they melt away.

    I'm looking in on the good life i might be doomed never to find.
    Without a trust or flaming fields am i too dumb to refine?
    And if you'd 'a took to me like
    Well i'd a danced like the queen of the eyesores
    And the rest of our lives would 'a fared well.
    oh yea! I was jus listening 2 that !

    a whole load of random lyrics .. but a gooood song:happy2:
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    'Flyer than a kite I get higher then Rapunzel'
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    Pretty much all the lyrics of Uhn tiss Uhn tiss Uhn tiss by Bloodhound Gang

    :teehee:
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    (Original post by Willum Infanta)
    Pretty much all the lyrics of Uhn tiss Uhn tiss Uhn tiss by Bloodhound Gang

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    I'd say pretty much all lyrics by Bloodhound Gang full stop Bloody pervs

    Foxtrot.. is the epitome of WTH? :K: but also OMG! :giggle:


    Edit: this really makes me want to go listen to that, and The Ballad of Chasey Lain (which I always thought was much better censored; funnier somehow)
 
 
 
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