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    Chrome incognito window?
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    (Original post by Beneb)
    Nonchalantly throw the computer out of an open window.
    you're amazing.
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    (Original post by MarkRennie)
    Well that is a point, but say for example you have it downloaded and they go through the pc, they might find it that way.
    Which is what password encrypted folders/disk images are for. The great thing about disk images on a mac is that when they're not open they don't even exist as a folder on your hard drive, just an icon wherever you put it. Double click, put in password and the folder pops up on your desktop ready to use. Simply eject when you're finished with it. :cool:
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    (Original post by Nuffles)
    Which is what password encrypted folders/disk images are for. The great thing about disk images on a mac is that when they're not open they don't even exist as a folder on your hard drive, just an icon wherever you put it. Double click, put in password and the folder pops up on your desktop ready to use. Simply eject when you're finished with it. :cool:
    Well fair enough pal. I haven't downloaded certain videos, i was just playing devil's advocate, just thought I would
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    If you're a badass like me, you'd have porn as your homepage!
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    Have my own three laptops.. No problems with sharing :P
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    This is entertaining!
    Buddy, watch porn when you know it's safe.
    And anyway, your dad probably will not care. It's natural and a lot of guys do it..
    But seriously.
    If you're that desperate, see a doctor.
    DANGER ****S ARE NOT FUN!
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    There's a simple solution.

    Have 2 browser windows open. If you need to get rid of one quickly, ALT+F4. Then you have the safe window left open. Problem solved.
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    Start ****ing faster so that you finish up before they can react. No reason to waste a good ****.
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    (Original post by Tyrannosaurus Cal)
    I remember when I was about 13 and my computer froze while I was trying to close the tabs.

    Worst thing ever.

    Luckily it was 2001 and my dial-connection had only managed to load up a single, solitary boob.
    Worse than this is having sound on and using the avoidance strategy of closing the laptop lid.

    little did I know that the sound carries on for a good 3 minutes after the lid has been shut
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    (Original post by Beneb)
    Nonchalantly throw the computer out of an open window.
    Omg I love you.when I read the op I was gonna write punt the computer as hard as you can.and launch the monitor at the offending relative
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    (Original post by robofish999)
    Hey guys. Has anybody ever been looking at porn then clicked onto another window when a parent comes in like you normally would, but then have them wanting to use the computer for 5 minutes?

    My dad just wanted to look on amazon whilst I had a window at the bottom saying "Big Tits." He does have ropey eye sight so he may not have noticed what that said unless he directly looked at the windows at the bottom. However, I am so worried that he did. Thank god, he didn't say anything if he did see it.

    I'm just wondering, does anyone have any good strategies of quickly getting rid of porn if somebody is looking directly at the computer?

    Thanks
    4T tray minimizer, look it up
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    (Original post by GeographyEllie)
    movies 4 men and babestation
    I just felt depressed for the girl when i tried t watch babestation. I had to turn it off and use my imagination to finish :/
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    Once I was with my friend at say 13/14 years old and we clicked on a video of people doing the obvious. There was a 10x speed and a 20x speed increase, we picked the 20x speed and then the computer sort of froze and the video kept showing, lets say thrusting, at 20x speed on repeat. We heard footsteps going up the stairs.

    Literally pressing every button possible and kicking the computer did the trick!
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    (Original post by Simbarashe)
    if u use chrome / mozilla just get the panic button extension... press a key and all windows hide... also have the option of opening a new inconspicious windows... like TSR... hehehehehe


    https://chrome.google.com/extensions...bhmokfmnglamcm
    Genius! :rofl:
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    (Original post by 4TSR)
    If you're a badass like me, you'd have porn as your homepage!
    You complete rebel
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    (Original post by GeographyEllie)
    You complete rebel
    haha! and you're not? :rolleyes::rolleyes:
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    (Original post by 4TSR)
    haha! and you're not? :rolleyes::rolleyes:
    Of course not

    (it's funny because I am )
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    Alt+4 is ancient. Just get Firefox, or a browser with tabs. Open multiple tabs, put porn on one tab and schoolwork/whatever on the others, and if your dad happens to walk in hit ctrl+w that should close the porn tab.
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    Ctrl + W? Failing that, don't look at porn and get a girlfriend you lonely *******.
 
 
 
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