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    ermm I think it matters a lot on your GCSE results...
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    I don't think anyone has ever had sex in Cambridge. Ever.

    Such a **** city....there's **** all to do and a complete dearth of just basic things that you need....like cash machines.

    If you haven't accepted yet. Go somewhere else and have an enjoyable few years of uni. They're the best years of your life!

    Just my 2 cents...
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    (Original post by latentcorpse)
    I don't think anyone has ever had sex in Cambridge. Ever.

    Such a **** city....there's **** all to do and a complete dearth of just basic things that you need....like cash machines.

    If you haven't accepted yet. Go somewhere else and have an enjoyable few years of uni. They're the best years of your life!

    Just my 2 cents...
    Who needs money with a college and university card?
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    (Original post by itzRussian)
    Find a girl studying Mathematics, I hear they're horny as **** down at Cambridge. You know, start a general conversation, show interest, maybe even change the subject to complex numbers or calculus, will get the pants off her in no time
    Best of luck
    The new girl who presents countdown was a cambridge maths grad :P



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    (Original post by Jacke02)
    The new girl who presents countdown was a cambridge maths grad :P
    She can never be as good as carol was. I've never even seen her get a numbers round yet!
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    (Original post by Jacke02)
    The new girl who presents countdown was a cambridge maths grad :P



    mmm
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but Rachel Riley graduated Oriel College, Oxford. Carol went to Cambridge, and her daughter has just secured a place this year.
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    (Original post by Bean_Giant)
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but Rachel Riley graduated Oriel College, Oxford. Carol went to Cambridge, and her daughter has just secured a place this year.
    College?
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    Tragic
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    (Original post by latentcorpse)
    I don't think anyone has ever had sex in Cambridge. Ever.

    Such a **** city....there's **** all to do and a complete dearth of just basic things that you need....like cash machines.

    If you haven't accepted yet. Go somewhere else and have an enjoyable few years of uni. They're the best years of your life!

    Just my 2 cents...


    It's a pretty decent place to live from 30+.

    But I have to say, it's not a good place to live from 16-30.
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    (Original post by Lyam)
    College?
    Can't remember; I'll ask my friend who knows her sometime. Might have been Kings.
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    (Original post by Bean_Giant)
    Can't remember; I'll ask my friend who knows her sometime. Might have been Kings.
    Drat!
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    (Original post by Bean_Giant)
    Can't remember; I'll ask my friend who knows her sometime. Might have been Kings.

    (Original post by Lyam)
    Drat!
    Gonville and Caius, their head frep is on TSR and he's planning on auctioning her off to the PhysNatSci males as to who gets to be her college dad...
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    (Original post by Topaz_eyes)
    Gonville and Caius, their head frep is on TSR and he's planning on auctioning her off to the PhysNatSci males as to who gets to be her college dad...
    Haha, that's pretty funny. Can't say I blame him though. I wasn't serious with my faux-stalking. That being said, a friend of mine followed Alex Guttenplan around for about 10 minutes... bless her.
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    (Original post by Bean_Giant)
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but Rachel Riley graduated Oriel College, Oxford. Carol went to Cambridge, and her daughter has just secured a place this year.
    Mmm, what college did she get in?(-edit yeah i read the rest of the post now) And Yeh the point is the same, i don't think the thread says that cambridge girls are any different to oxford... so don't worry my bubble is still intact :P
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    (Original post by latentcorpse)
    I don't think anyone has ever had sex in Cambridge. Ever.

    Such a **** city....there's **** all to do and a complete dearth of just basic things that you need....like cash machines.

    If you haven't accepted yet. Go somewhere else and have an enjoyable few years of uni. They're the best years of your life!

    Just my 2 cents...
    Sounds like a bitter Anglia Ruskin student
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    (Original post by Glutamic Acid)
    Easy as \displaystyle \left( \int_{-\infty}^{\infty} e^{-x^2} \text{d}x \right)^2.
    Answers zero by the way...

    *pushes gigs up nose and snorts*

    :cool:
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    (Original post by comrade_jon)
    Sounds like a bitter Anglia Ruskin student
    au contraire....

    And by the by, you strike me as an insufferable snob.
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    (Original post by latentcorpse)
    au contraire....

    And by the by, you strike me as an insufferable snob.
    Says the one using French completely unnecessarily.

    Each to their own, but quite clearly you'd have to be a bit crazy to pick another institution other than Cambridge in the UK if you had the choice unless under extremely unusual circumstances.

    You do your terrible trollin' with such statements as "I don't think anyone's ever had sex in Cambridge. Ever" and I'll continue to bait you by fulfilling the caricature you paint.
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    Seriously, no-one else think this thread is ******* tragic?
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    (Original post by TheKlassicsKid)
    Seriously, no-one else think this thread is ******* tragic?
    I come here for the lulz.
 
 
 
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