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    (Original post by HopefullyMedic)
    Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches

    Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
    I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
    I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
    In a factory downtown
    If I had my little way I'd eat peaches everyday

    WTFWTFWTF?
    Wow, someone else that actually knows this song!!! The first time I heard this I actually couldn't stop laughing for about half an hour.... :rofl:

    (Original post by secret_smile)
    Timberland- Way I Are

    'Your body ain't Pamela Anderson,
    It's a struggle just to get you in the caravan
    But listen baby girl,
    Before I let you lose a pound I'll buy a bigger car,'

    :ahee:

    Always makes me laugh.

    Such daft lyrics... no girl wants to hear that...
    Best lyrics in the song, I was thinking about putting this but you beat me to it

    (Original post by minimus777)
    The worst lyrics ever have to got to Rzorlight - Somewhere else

    'And i met a girl
    she asked me my name
    I told her what it was'

    Seriously WTF!!! :lolwut:
    Someone else that thinks this!!! Most lazy lyrics I've ever heard!!!

    (Original post by charcharchar)
    scouting for girls- shes so lovely- eptitome of bad lyrics

    she's pretty a fitty, she's got a boyfriend though aint that a pity
    shes flirty turned 30 aint that the age a girl gets really dirty

    What, are you saying girls don't get dirty at 30? :lolwut:

    (Original post by Mr Student)
    "and I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket but I gotta get a move on with my life / It's hard to be a big girl now / But big girls don't crrrrrrrrrrrry"

    Fergie from the BEP.
    The blanket line always sounds so awkwarddddd I always wondered why that was out in there, it's so cringey and horrible!
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    I hate it when Rihanna sings 'I don't waaaanna beee-e-eeee....a murderer'. Just ruins Unfaithful for me completely.
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    The Cool Kids - A Little Bit Cooler

    So I'm sitting one the couch, holding the remote
    flipping channels, I am a rebel
    Eating a bowl of those fruity pebbles,
    fruity pebbles, fruity pebbles
    How gangsta is that? Not Gangsta at all?
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    "Come here rude boy, can you get it up?
    Come here rude boy, is you big enough?"

    I think that says it all.
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    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    ARGH SNAKE A SNAKE
    SNAKE A SNAKE OHHH IT'S A SNAKE

    (It's ridiculous but I love it really )
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    Nik Kershaw - The Riddle
    The lyrics weren't meant to make sense, as far as I'm aware, they were just made up to fit the music. There was even a competition run to try to figure out what they meant. I find them amusing nonetheless

    (copied straight from a website)

    I got two strong arms. Blessings of Babylon and
    time to carry on and try for sins and false alarms
    so to American the brave
    wise man save.

    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
    Where an old man of Aran goes around and around.
    And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night.
    For a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right

    But he'll never, never fight over you.

    I got plans for us
    Nights in the scullery
    And days instead of me
    I only know what to discuss
    Oh
    for anything but light

    Wise men fighting over

    It's not me you see.
    Pieces of valentine
    And just a song of mine.
    To keep from burning history

    Seasons of gasoline and gold

    Wise men fold.

    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
    . . .

    I got time to kill. Sly looks in corridors without a plan of yours.
    A blackbird sings on bluebird hill.
    Thanks to the calling of the
    wild wise mens child.

    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
    . . .
    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
    . . .
    No
    he'll never, never fight over you. .
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    Ass2Ass with you x 4


    At the rave we were bump in
    I can feel his body pump in
    As he moves in to mine
    And he really starts to wind
    So we grind and we grind till are body's start to bind
    But I no all he wants is to see me going

    Ass2Ass with you

    We go to my crib with my girl's I'm all alone
    Jam in in are underwear he calls me on my phone
    He tells me this ting and dat ting to make me come undone
    Then he whispers in my ear
    Girl I want to see ya going...

    Ass2Ass with you

    lolest song evar
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    This is stupid
    I'm not stupid
    Dont talk to me
    Like Im stupid
    I still love you
    But I just cant do this
    I may be dumb but
    I'm not stupid


    -Stupid in Love by Rihanna
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    (Original post by SophiaKeuning)
    Your sig made me laugh. Is it me, or did Stuart actually redeem himself in the 'you're fired' aftershow thing? :teehee: I mean, he even brought a little prezzie.
    Haha, he did indeed. I loved Stuart but his time came to a dramatic end. I'll remember him for years to come.

    P.S Who wouldn't want some Manx Knobs?
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    I whip my hair back and forth...(catchy tune, but the lyrics make me suicidal)

    Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooh

    Oh na na, what's my name?

    and I could think of plenty more if I put my mind to it, but I cba with that right now.
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    "Oh na na..whats my name?"

    uh... Rihanna?
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    There's nothing on earth that could save us
    When I fell in love with Uranus


    McFly - Star Girl
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5PNIBgZF3g

    ''I wouldn't want to get ****ed by a kangaroo in any position''

    Just one line that's quality. Wouldn't say misfortune though. Great band!
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    (Original post by shootforstars)
    There's nothing on earth that could save us
    When I fell in love with Uranus


    McFly - Star Girl
    :teehee:
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    I Am Not A Whore Lyrics - by lmfao

    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    But I like to do it

    Most girls I meet are quite savage
    Always tryna' grab up on my package
    They say I look yummy and they want a taste
    But I'm a human not a sandwich.


    Sometimes I feel like llcooljay
    I make love not not wear them bootay
    But every girl I try to get to know
    Ends up tryin to do me
    I said

    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    But I like to do it

    Sometimes, I just wanna dance
    Girl I know yah like my style
    But get your hand outta my pants

    I am not a whore
    (No no no)
    I am not a whore
    (not your hoe)
    I am not a whore
    (I just love the music)
    I am not a whore
    (But I like to do it)

    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore
    I am not a whore

    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by HopefullyMedic)
    Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches

    Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
    I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
    I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
    In a factory downtown
    If I had my little way I'd eat peaches everyday

    WTFWTFWTF?
    Ahhh the word smith that is Peaches. My personal favourites are **** the Pain Away

    Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
    Calling me, all the time like Blondie
    Check out my chrissy behind
    It's fine all of the time
    What else is in the teaches of peaches?
    Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

    Huh? Right. What? Uhh
    Huh? What? Right. Uhh

    Huh? What? Right. Uhh
    Huh? What? Right. Uhh

    SIS IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
    IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
    IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
    IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best

    **** the pain away X16


    AND I Feel Cream

    roll that back
    to my flat
    trust is broken
    hit that cat
    sack that fat
    make that mack
    just relax
    wanna take a bath
    I, play like a guitar hero
    tolerence from no to zero
    get you off like Robert Shapiro
    talk to me DeNiro
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    (Original post by Pendulii)
    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
    ARGH SNAKE A SNAKE
    SNAKE A SNAKE OHHH IT'S A SNAKE

    (It's ridiculous but I love it really )
    I lol'd so hard at this, I remember this video! "A SNAAAAAAAKE, AAHH!" LOL.
    You've made my day!
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    Air hostess
    I like the way you dress
    Though I hate to fly
    But I feel much better
    Occupied my mind
    Writing you a love letter
    I messed my pants
    When we flew over France
    Will I see you soon
    In my hotel room
    For a holiday romance?
    Air hostess

    Air hostess - Busted
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    lol smiley face
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    I've got a feeling
    That tonight's gonna be a good night
    That tonight's gonna be a good night
    That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
    I've got a feeling
    That tonight's gonna be a good night...

    And so on and so forth.

    Oh, and this freaky song about butts by Samwell. o_O

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
 
 
 
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