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    *Homer goes into shop*

    Homer: 'Do you sell toys?'
    Man: 'We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to trade. We also sell frozen yoghurt, which I call frogurt'
    Homer: 'Well I need something for my son's birthday'
    Man: 'Perhaps this will please the gentlemen *hands homer a toy krusty doll* take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse'.
    Homer: 'Ooooh that's bad'
    Man: 'But it comes with a free frogurt!'
    Homer: 'That's good'
    Man: 'The frogurt is also cursed'
    Homer: 'That's bad'
    Man: 'But you get your choice of topping!'
    Homer: 'That's good'
    Man: 'The toppings contains potassium benzoate'
    Homer: . . .
    Man: 'That's bad'
    Homer: 'Can I go now?'

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    Can't remember the episode but it had me in stitches.

    Bart "dad, mum won't move out of the way"
    Homer "knock her down, boy"
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    Homer: YAY you laughed, I'm off the hook!

    *says to marge*

    made me giggle so much!!

    oooh and "spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing through the air...no he can't he's a pig....look ouutt...here comes spider pig"

    there's another one I anted to put down ...it's so funny....but I can't remember it completly
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    The Simpsons Movie.
    Ralph seeing Bart naked when he was skateboarding.
    I like boys now.
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    Mr. Burns: (holding a miniature plane) We'll take the Spruce Moose. Hop in.
    Smithers: But Sir I-
    (Burns pulls out a gun)
    Mr. Burns: I said hop in.
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    Lisa's making a speech at school about how people shouldn't be judged on their skin colour, age, etc. and for the age she gives an example: "Not all old people are bad drivers!"
    Suddenly her grandpa crashes through the wall of the school hall in his car and he's all angry saying "HEY THIS BUILDING CUT ME OFF" and starts beeping his horn.
    That made me cry with laughter!


    oh oh oh and in the treehouse of horror one (2nd or something i have no idea), homer buys that monkey's paw, and just after he buys it he shows it to marge and she's like "Where did you buy this??" And he points to somewhere "Oh over ther-*gasp*" because the stall and the man aren't there anymore, but he realises he was just pointing at the wrong place and he's all like "Oh wait he's over there" and points to him. I saw that for the first time like 4 years ago and still makes me laugh
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    Homer speaking on the phone: "You'll have to speak up; I'm only wearing a towel."
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    Liza: DAD NOOOO! ITS LOW FAT!!
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    Any HA-HA quote by Nelson lol

    'Ha-ha I touched your heart' (doesn't sound funny but with the context it's hilarious :rofl:

    Edna : Bart, you had a month to do that assigment. You started thirty minutes ago.
    Bart : Thank you, thank you.
    Edna : That wasn't a compliment. You have crushed my dreams of teaching ever since I saw "To Sir With Love" as a little girl.
    Nelson : Ha-ha! You're old!
    Edna : It was on VHS in the '80s.
    Nelson : Outdated medium. I stand by my "Ha-ha!" :rofl2:
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    "We're going to need a bigger boat..."

    EDIT: Ahhh, thought this was 'Your favourite Jaws quote!' Sorry!
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    Spider pig, spider pig! Does what ever spider pig does! Can he swing, from a web? No he can't 'cus he's a pig!
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    Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story"

    saw that one the other day and made me laugh...
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    Homer: I must have a guardian angel... With a rifle

    Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

    Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?
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    Not a quote exactly. But the best song ever!


    I can't get the actual clip :cry:
    The song is still amazing though
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    (Original post by fandabidoze!)
    flanders (on a ski slope): Sometimes it feels like i'm wearing...nothing at all!

    Homer hears in his head many more times and screams, one of my favourite simpsons scenes.
    "stupid sexy flanders!"
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU

    Homer: "AHAHAHAHA! But the ball..his groin.. it works on so many levels!"

    Lol factor
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    Very nice, Simpson. But next time, tie the other end to the ship!
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    (Original post by lovely_me)
    'I like ketchup with my beans George.'

    I didn't feel like doing a Simpsons quote, no big deal.

    Edit: Jaysus why the neg hate people! :zomg: Is there that much contempt for a Steinbeck classic?
    I liked it! Obviously "spider pig, spider pig.. does whatever a spider pig does"

    Wiggam "I can fit in a bubble. I must have lost weight"
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    Burns: "Smithers, get me Steven Spielberg"
    Smithers: "He's not available, sir."
    Burns: "Then get me his non-union mexican equivalent!"
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    Woman: Anyway, we're giving you a new female co-star and she starts Monday.

    Krusty: What?! A new co-star?! Suppose I refuse to go along with this?

    Woman: Then we've got an entire reality show all set to pick the new you.

    Krusty Replacement: Hey, hey! I'm non-union!

    Krusty: Okay, okay. Change the show however you want! Make it exactly like the other crap on your network, but just let me stay! Just don't fire me.

    Woman: Now that's groveling.

    That line made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes, no jokes
 
 
 
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