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    Not a loved comment, but when Alex is going mad against Chris Bates in the boardroom and Chris is like 'It's completely bizarre', i just found it hilarious.
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    That doctor (is his name Shippy?) when they either won or did something great and he put his hand up for a high five turned around and screamed "Smack it Boys!" Me and my friends are going to start doing that

    Melissa-"This is some dumbass thing" :rofl:

    Everything that was said at the battle of Trafalgar square. :rofl2:
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    I liked Chris's, "Oi Stuart, **** off" - just loved the way it was so direct, and the monotone made it even better. It could have been something you say at funeral, not in the middle of an argument. :lol:
    What kind of funerals have you been to :curious:
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    (Original post by Zakky)
    What kind of funerals have you been to :curious:
    You've never met my family.
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    Most of my favourites have already been said...

    "comfortability" - Melissa
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    I can't remember exact quotes, but:

    Karmically, they will be retributed.
    This dumbass thing.
    The Thames is the second biggest river in London.
    The clockface is 20 diameters in length.
    You're not a big fish. You're not even a fish.
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    Also what Nick said about the octopus advert...

    "The mother ushers the child upstairs just so she can, possibly as an octopus, grope her husband"

    :rofl2:
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    (Original post by Hravan)
    Most of my favourites have already been said...

    "comfortability" - Melissa
    Pretty sure that this is a word.
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    :rolleyes:
    (Original post by damos92)
    Pretty sure that this is a word.
    I know it is a word but it was how she said it .
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    The best has got to be Stella giving the tour in East London and seeing some graffiti:
    (Along the lines of)
    "This might be a Banksy. It looks a bit like a Banksy. I think it does. Maybe. I'm not sure. Is this a Banksy? Does anyone know?"
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    "When I open my mouth I'm like a champagne bottle who will explode if I don't get it out of my system" - Jamie
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    (Original post by hdin1)
    'Im Stuart Baggs the brand'
    and

    Alan Sugar:"In the past few weeks some of the stuff I've heard coming out of your mouth has been a lot of hot air. So in the interest of climate change, just make sure you think before you speak."

    HAHAHAHAHA. that.
    and of course the "you're not a big fish... you're not even a fish"
    lmao.
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    Everything Baggs came out with.
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    "some kind of foot glove" - Liz. Nice idea Liz but it's already been invented. It's called a sock :toofunny:
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    "You were like a tramp on chips."

    "What did we buy…? Plates, Necklace. It’s like the generation game!"

    "Pinewood Studios? I’m pretty sure that’s a furniture store."

    :toofunny:

    Melissa and her words. I mean, "manoevrement"? C'mon.
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    "save your skin and come out my face" - Melissa, after elimination.
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    (Original post by Ladipidoo)
    “Everything I touch turns to sold.”
    “My first word wasn’t mummy, it was money!”

    “I keep hearing a lot of hot air coming out of your mouth, so in the interest of climate change - shut up."
    “If I was an apple pie, the apples would be orange.”
    "I'm not a one-trick pony, I'm not a 10-trick pony, I'm a whole field of ponies – and they're literally all running towards this job."
    "Go on the Atkins Diet?"
    "Actually I got 11 A*s at GCSE!"
    "Who DOES he think he is?!"
    ''The face of the Big Ben is 20 diameters in width.''
    "Basically, I'm actually going to a Scottish wedding this weekend, so, erm, I'm taking it, uh, for my nan, as a birthday present."
    "My brother actually needs to take his exam, he needs to take it on Monday. He lent me his books, basically I took them back up to Nottingham, where I live, by accident, with the rest of my stuff when I packed it up. Basically, if I don't get these books, then he's not going to be able to study, he's not going to be able to pass his exams."
    "Karmically, they will be retributed."
    "Awrh, this is a dumbarse fing!"
    "The first taste of a drink is with the eye."
    +loads more. Probably one of the most quotable series so far.

    Ahhh, The Apprentice was great this year. :awesome:
    + the SHAMEFUL speech!
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    'Everything I touch turns to sold'
    'Want some sausages!'
    'It, It was shameful' [pointed finger wavered]
    'Save your skin and come out my face'

    This series had so many big memorable characters, easily the best.
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    (Original post by skyhigh!)
    Also what Nick said about the octopus advert...

    "The mother ushers the child upstairs just so she can, possibly as an octopus, grope her husband"

    :rofl2:
    Definitely! He says it in his usual sexy way too.
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    (Original post by JK471993)
    Definitely! He says it in his usual sexy way too.
    Nick :heart:
 
 
 
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