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The Royal Wedding Live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon Live on RedTube.
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(Original post by tehforum)
?'Apparently Wills and Kate are spending their honeymoon in North Wales. He said he's going to Bangor for a fortnig
LOL
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Here is my favourite joke : Royal Family is more important then you
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these are so **** they wouldnt even get a chuckle from the cast of dude wheres my car!
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(Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
Kate Middleton asks the Queen before getting married, 'What's the secret to a successful marriage?'
The Queen replies 'Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
:rofl: much better.
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Ok, I'm confused by this one. It's probably incredibly obvious to everyone else but I've been trying for a while to get this one. Do I just not know enough about the Royal Family? I feel bad
Diana was a slut.

That's all you need to know.
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So Will and Kate drove off in his dad's Aston Martin. I wonder why he didn't use his mother's car?
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The cost.
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Whilst you all are posting some sexual jokes just keep in mind that they are probably having a shag just about now after a long day...
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Kate Middleton's dress has brought tears to the eyes of countless children across the world...

...as they are forced to work extra hours to make sure the replicas are available in Primark from Monday.
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(Original post by Ronda)
I really hope when Kate Middleton is queen her face will be on coins and notes. Then I can really start an official w*nk bank.
This technically doesn't work because she will never be queen :p:
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(Original post by Inspired12)
Whilst you all are posting some sexual jokes just keep in mind that they are probably having a shag just about now after a long day...
They've been together eight years, surely must feel like a chore by now?
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(Original post by flinchalot)
Someone on my facebook posted this picture, with the words "Royal blowjob" as the caption.

it won't let me rep but that was awesome!
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(Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
Kate Middleton asks the Queen before getting married, 'What's the secret to a successful marriage?'
The Queen replies 'Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
Heard this one in the pub tonight, I laughed then immediately thought I was going to hell for it
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The RAF will be doing a flypast over Buckingham Palace.

Due to budget restraints they'll be using the EasyJet from Luton to Barcelona.



Kate Middleton's dress has bought tears to the eyes of countless children across the world;

as they are forced to work extra hours to make sure the replicas are available in Primark from Monday.
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ITT: Sickipedia copypasta
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An uncanny resemblance:

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It was a wonderful day to witness the marriage of our future king.

Millions of fans arrived at the wedding by the busloads....as did the Royal family
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Just saw this on sikipedia:

I heard Kanye West is going to the Royal Wedding.

"Do you William, take Kate to be your lawful wedded wi..?"

"Yo, Bishop, imma let you finish and all, and I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke ginger!"
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The Royal Family.

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