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(Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
iPoop, I've found another loyal subject for you :gah:
omg, heyyyyyyyy!
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Pics or it didn't happen!

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I don't know what The Student Room's rules are surrounding posting amateur pornography, however I don't want to receive another warning as I have already received one for calling someone a 'turd-nugget'...
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I don't know what The Student Room's rules are surrounding posting amateur pornography, however I don't want to receive another warning as I have already received one for calling someone a 'turd-nugget'...
Hahaha! That amused me more than it should have!
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I now crave some. Like a user to her drugs...
Where I work, we have piles of bubble wrap. We even have wrap with big bubbles
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Where I work, we have piles of bubble wrap. We even have wrap with big bubbles
omg, let me join youuuu!
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(Original post by ForgetMe)
Where I work, we have piles of bubble wrap. We even have wrap with big bubbles
In order to transport large quantities of bubble wrap safely ... do you have to bubble wrap it first?
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(Original post by bubble999)
omg, let me join youuuu!
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(Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
In order to transport large quantities of bubble wrap safely ... do you have to bubble wrap it first?
Yes
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On the bus, I could suddenly smell poo, and I heard a lady behind me saying she could smell it as well. About 5 minutes later, a guy in his 40's sitting in front of me got up with a massive brown patch on his trousers. It STUNK! I could hear everyone gasp and say "Oh my god!" He looked unfazed though and just got off the bus as normal.

On the coach from London to Leeds, this guy randomly took his top off and sat on his girlfriends lap, and put his thumb in his mouth while she cradled him. They were both about 20. Very odd.
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On the coach from London to Leeds, this guy randomly took his top off and sat on his girlfriends lap, and put his thumb in his mouth while she cradled him. They were both about 20.

that is really weird....
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On the coach from London to Leeds, this guy randomly took his top off and sat on his girlfriends lap, and put his thumb in his mouth while she cradled him. They were both about 20.

that is really weird....
There was also someone else on that coach who was obsessed with chocolate buttons!
How do I know that? :iiam:
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I was on a train a little while ago and overheard a drunk man asking a group of guys which team had won a football match that had been played that day. Turns out he was actually on the way back from watching that very football match. He was also on the wrong train and when he was told this, instead of getting off the train and getting the right one, he just stayed on (This was very late at night, around the time trains stop running) x
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Also, a while back, I'd just got on a train and lost my balance and fell onto a (pretty cute :P) man who was standing in the carriage. I was mortified and kept apologising but luckily he laughed it off and I just shuffled away. I also lost my balance while finding a seat on a bus and fell onto a girl's lap as the bus moved off x
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Not my story, but I'll tell you anyway.

The buses that go to my old high school stop at the private high school first. Anyway, my friend got on and was talking to another friend from another school, when most of the private school kids starting talking really loud and hovering over one seat. She said you could still hear the moans from where two kids were having sex.
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I was on a train from London to Chelmsford and a drunk lady got on and sat behind us. There happened to be a guy sitting next to her. I overheard her asking him if this was the train to somewhere (not Chelmsford) and when he said no she replied with, "oh, well as of now I live in Chelmsford." Then the ticket guy came through and asked her for her ticket. She gave him a ticket and he told her it was the wrong one and she would have to pay for a new one. So she hands him a credit card. Its rejected. She hands him another one. Thats rejected as well. She hands him a third one and that one is accepted but she can't remember the pin. Eventually the ticket master gives up and leaves her alone. All this time my dad and I are cracking up. We arrive in Chelmsford and she gets off the train as well. so the other guy asks her why she is getting off. She tells him that she is going home to live with him. At this point I am ready to drop to the floor laughing at this woman.
So, my dad and I left the poor guy trying to explain to the guard at the station what was going on with this woman. Mind you, I don't live in England and all my dad could say was, "British comedy at its best!" lol thought I would share this with you.
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My best friend rang me up on my college review night to inform me that an old smelly man had sat beside her on the bus, and had pleasured himself. He blocked her exit, so she was unable to escape the ordeal. Anyway, the story ends with man being arrested on multiple charges, however he was not sent to prison and he is still allowed his bus pass.
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