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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
But how were we dancing if not to music? :cry2:
We were dancing the sounds of the universe :sexface: :moon:
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(Original post by Maid Marian)
I did, it's just some guy doing things with his hands, I don't get it
He's doing the alpha dance. The only way that guy could be any more alpha if is he simultaneously beat his chest with one hand and meatspun with the other.
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He's doing the alpha dance. The only way that guy could be any more alpha if is he simultaneously beat his chest with one hand and meatspun with the other.
While doing the helicopter. It has to be while doing the helicopter
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
"would you like to stroke my little pony?"
"hey, when do you think we should put my little pony back in the stable?"
"do you think I should get rid of some of my little pony's hair?"
"how would you like to ride my little pony?"
Standard equestrian owner phrases???
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
"would you like to stroke my little pony?"
"hey, when do you think we should put my little pony back in the stable?"
"do you think I should get rid of some of my little pony's hair?"
"how would you like to ride my little pony?"
:afraid:


Euurghhh :rofl: Dying :rofl:
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(Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
Standard equestrian owner phrases???
to neigh or not to neigh, that is the equestrian :awesome:
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:afraid:


Euurghhh :rofl: Dying :rofl:
:hubba:
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He's doing the alpha dance. The only way that guy could be any more alpha if is he simultaneously beat his chest with one hand and meatspun with the other.
:lolwut:

Oh dear :sigh:

I wish you boys would stop thinking that trying to play Tarzan is cool :sigh:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
"would you like to stroke my little pony?"
"hey, when do you think we should put my little pony back in the stable?"
"do you think I should get rid of some of my little pony's hair?"
"how would you like to ride my little pony?"
you're corrupting young, innocent minds. You should be ashamed :unimpressed:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)

:hubba:
:blush: :blush: :blush:


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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
"would you like to stroke my little pony?"
"hey, when do you think we should put my little pony back in the stable?"
"do you think I should get rid of some of my little pony's hair?"
"how would you like to ride my little pony?"


Hello there.
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(Original post by Hellz_Bellz!)
you're corrupting young, innocent minds. You should be ashamed :unimpressed:
Could you help me bath my little pony?
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(Original post by Maid Marian)
:lolwut:

Oh dear :sigh:

I wish you boys would stop thinking that trying to play Tarzan is cool :sigh:
I'm not.
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I'm not.
You so are!!
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
Could you help me bath my little pony?
You cheeky..
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
to neigh or not to neigh, that is the equestrian :awesome:
Seems like I'm gonna have to troy to come up with some puns now D: Horse puns, yeah, that'll keep me stable.
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(Original post by Maid Marian)
You so are!!
No, I'm a MAN. An alpha man :awesome:

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:blush: :blush: :blush:


soooo.... want to go trotting later?
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(Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
Seems like I'm gonna have to troy to come up with some puns now D: Horse puns, yeah, that'll keep me stable.
Nice pics Let's go for a ride
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(Original post by Hellz_Bellz!)
You cheeky..
"u r 1 cheeky..."
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You cheeky..
Hey, your avatar made me think you might have some experience. Sorry
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