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    Weirdo. What are you doing with your life?
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    (Original post by Tai Ga)
    I was under the impression that you were as old as the man in your avatar for some reason.
    :rofl:

    If only I could be him :moon:
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    (Original post by keromedic)
    What is it? :innocent:
    Masturbating.
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    I was talking to a girl earlier, and she thought it was really weird that I've never masturbated. I'm nearly 18, is it really odd? It can't just be me :erm:
    90% of guys masturbate in the shower. The other 10% sing a song. Do you know what song?
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    (Original post by xDave-)
    You must wake up in a sticky mess every morning.

    Sidenote: anyone else hate the word "fap"?
    Better than saying "Flick the bean"

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    (Original post by sarcasmrules)
    90% of guys masturbate in the shower. The other 10% sing a song. Do you know what song?
    I do neither. I just wash myself.
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    I don't know what's happening anymore.
    Maybe this is a ruse, maybe it isn't
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    I do neither. I just wash myself.
    Damn it! You're mean to say, "no, I don't know what song they sing"!
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    (Original post by Robbie242)
    Maybe this is a ruse, maybe it isn't
    There's too many ruses happening that I don't know if there are ruses on top of ruses or ruses about ruses.
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    How do you not masturbate? It genuinely confuses me. Do you choose not to, as in get an urge but distract yourself? Or do you simply not want to at all?
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    There's too many ruses happening that I don't know if there are ruses on top of ruses or ruses about ruses.
    or perhaps a dream about having a dream about rusing

    ruseception

    You seem confused. Shall we log off the TS of R's and do some basic Hess's Law?
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    (Original post by MidnightDream)
    I know :laugh: it's such a strange word but then again masturbation doesn't sound any better :laugh:
    Hahha so true, I think people on TSR make some weird words up, half the time I'm staring at my screen like.. What.. What is that :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by MidnightDream)
    Awwh thanks :blush:
    No problemo
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    (Original post by Robbie242)
    or perhaps a dream about having a dream about rusing

    ruseception

    You seem confused. Shall we log off the TS of R's and do some basic Hess's Law?
    I still don't know what's happening.
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    (Original post by awe)
    How do you not masturbate? It genuinely confuses me. Do you choose not to, as in get an urge but distract yourself? Or do you simply not want to at all?
    Err... not really sure.

    I just don't
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    (Original post by Top Queen)
    Hahha so true, I think people on TSR make some weird words up, half the time I'm staring at my screen like.. What.. What is that :rolleyes:
    :five: me too, I stare at the screen a little while and if I still can't get it I urban dictionary :laugh:
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    Err... not really sure.

    I just don't
    you're asexual, sorry OP.
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    I still don't know what's happening.
    Your not meant to :iiam:
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    (Original post by Ignorant)
    you're asexual, sorry OP.
    I wouldn't say I was. I am still sexually attracted to people.
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    (Original post by Manic Boy)
    Smart choice. Once you start, you'll NEVER stop.
    really? whenever i start i've usually stopped within a minute.
 
 
 
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