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    Day 14:

    For no apparent reason a nuclear war occurs and everybody dies.
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    Sorry. Went on holiday. Wow. This is like being a blogger.


    Day 14:

    And lo! There was a girl from Warwick named Izzy who was most feminine. Her breasts were most pert and it was generally commented on how real and not fake they were. And verily, this became her nickname.

    And she did have 12 boys following her. They were the twelve tribes of IzReal.

    Across the way, another hottie by the name of Mel had her White Knights settled close to a mango tree, where Judy from UEA had previously camped.

    IzReal took her followers out into the desert, away from the bondage of the feminists, and covenanted with them that they would inhabit the land of Judy UEA. Unfortunately, the Melites had the same idea and insisted that they too had been promised the land.

    There was much discourse and a great schism. The sycophants of IzReal and the Melites fought constantly, virgin against virgin. It was said that this war would go on for ever.




    In other news, one of the gym queens deadlifted 170. This would be far more impressive if there were any means of standardised measure, but he still celebrated in a cavalcade of homoeroticism, as had become the norm.
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    Sorry. Went on holiday. Wow. This is like being a blogger.


    Day 14:

    And lo! There was a girl from Warwick named Izzy who was most feminine. Her breasts were most pert and it was generally commented on how real and not fake they were. And verily, this became her nickname.

    And she did have 12 boys following her. They were the twelve tribes of IzReal.

    Across the way, another hottie by the name of Mel had her White Knights settled close to a mango tree, where Judy from UEA had previously camped.

    IzReal took her followers out into the desert, away from the bondage of the feminists, and covenanted with them that they would inhabit the land of Judy UEA. Unfortunately, the Melites had the same idea and insisted that they too had been promised the land.

    There was much discourse and a great schism. The sycophants of IzReal and the Melites fought constantly, virgin against virgin. It was said that this war would go on for ever.




    In other news, one of the gym queens deadlifted 170. This would be far more impressive if there were any means of standardised measure, but he still celebrated in a cavalcade of homoeroticism, as had become the norm.
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