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    What would you do if I didn't go to my detention?
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    (Original post by The vampire)
    What would you do if I didn't go to my detention?
    It would be a detention with the head of year.
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    It would be a detention with the head of year.
    That would be perfect, I'd be able to tell him all about how you didn't let me go to the toilet.
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    What would happen if I kept disrupting your lesson? Would you throw me out?
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    It would be a detention with the head of year.
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    That would be perfect, I'd be able to tell him all about how you didn't let me go to the toilet.
    Um Vampy... You may or may not be irritating him

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    That would be perfect, I'd be able to tell him all about how you didn't let me go to the toilet.
    I'd then ring your parents/guardians to give them my side of the story before you'd be able to give yours.
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    I'd then ring your parents/guardians to give them my side of the story before you'd be able to give yours.
    I already would've texted them on my way to the toilet when I'd leave your class without your permission. Beat that!
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    What would happen if I kept disrupting your lesson? Would you throw me out?
    Yes absolutely I would.
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    Yes absolutely I would.
    lol
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    If I was texting in class and you caught me, what would you do?
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    (Original post by The vampire)
    If I was texting in class and you caught me, what would you do?
    Confiscate your phone.
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    Confiscate your phone.
    I would put it in my bra.
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    This may open a can of worms but oh well...

    Michael Gove: Yay or Nay?
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    (Original post by karmacrunch)
    Um Vampy... You may or may not be irritating him

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    He's a teacher. They have a high tolerance for irritating students.
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    (Original post by The vampire)
    He's a teacher. They have a high tolerance for irritating students.
    That doesn't mean that you should purposefully annoy him.

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    (Original post by karmacrunch)
    That doesn't mean that you should purposefully annoy him.

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    He started it all by not letting me go to the toilet.
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    I would put it in my bra.
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    (Original post by Mrkingpenguin)
    I wonder if you would still behave like a child if you were talking to this teacher face to face?
    are teachers supposed to be intimidating lmao ? they are ordinary people !
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    Am I asking too many questions sir? I thought teachers liked that.
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    This may open a can of worms but oh well...

    Michael Gove: Yay or Nay?
    Nay. Makes decisions without any consideration for the teachers or the students. Rushes things through quickly (e.g. that retakes at GCSE no longer count for the school) in the middle of the academic year just to piss teachers off.

    (Original post by beyknowles)
    If a male student placed his penis in the crease of your arm, what would be your reaction?
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