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    Wasn't much of a rumour but I heard around school that I was really good at French because I either had a boyfriend called Claudio or my mum had an affair with a Frenchman.

    Claudio isn't even a French name though. :clap2:
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    (Original post by TheAnusFiles)
    ah no one is bothered about women having their way with boys, its the other way round that makes **** hit the fan
    Well I didn't feel comfortable with it, made me feel like a cougar
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    (Original post by grgrgr)
    Well I didn't feel comfortable with it, made me feel like a cougar
    See but cougars are an accepted part of society, rolf harris is not
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    (Original post by TheAnusFiles)
    See but cougars are an accepted part of society, rolf harris is not
    but... but... I don't wanna be a cougar
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    That I was black
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    that i have a huge ****

    pfft
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    (Original post by Abdul-Karim)
    That I'm smart. Once people actually voted me the smartest kid in my 6th form, I was gassed until results day I saw DDE.
    LOL, must have been a really ****e school.
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    (Original post by Dilsz)
    That I'm thirsty... Pfftt
    ....because you were fasting
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    I sat down in class second day back from study leave this year. A girl in my old higher art class sat down opposite me and said that there was a "vicious rumour" spreading through school about me. Turns out people were saying that I was taking retaking higher art as well as doing advanced higher because of a joke I made. It also turns out that it was a completely different girl who was doing both classes.
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    That I sold cocaine but I was in year 8 and didn't know anything aboot the drug trade :nothing:
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    That I had sex with some guy in my year who I really, really dislike :facepalm2:
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    (Original post by Ndella)
    I wasn't noticed in school enough to have any rumours spread about me.
    Lmao same 😂
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    The stupidest rumour which I remember that I am gay, although I have said that I like the female gender. It came into being, as I have spent so much time with friends...
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    Too many to remember
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    That I after turning up to a party uninvited, broke the girls TV in the living room, thankfully this rumour got killed quickly when the real culprit was found but it made me look bad for a bit. I just had to be really passe about it. I never even went in the living room!
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    That I had starred in a porn movie. I even had a porn nickname for a while until the rumour died down.

    On two separate occasions I was rumoured to be the father when two young women I knew became pregnant. In neither case was it true, but it did make life difficult.
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    (Original post by JuliusSeizure)
    Too many to remember
    Not a single rumour which come into your mind? measured by your statement your choice must be huge.

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    That I had starred in a porn movie. I even had a porn nickname for a while until the rumour died down. (...)
    That sounds very stupid. I can understand when people are thinking that you like to watch porns, but to play along in an one is far-fetched in my opinion.
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    (Original post by Kallisto)
    That sounds very stupid. I can understand when people are thinking that you like to watch porns, but to play along in an one is far-fetched in my opinion.
    What can I say? It wasn't exactly a rumour that I encouraged.
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    That I was blackmailing my ex (this was when I was 14)

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    my mum was a pornstar/murdered. And that is why i moved out.
 
 
 
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