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(Original post by MonkeyPuddles)
Fifth of November
When it costs a penny to
Burn a catholic LOL
you are not Puddles
there is only one Monkey
sit on a banger
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Penguins are the greatest
Let humans burn in the fire
We shall be Victors!
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(Original post by Penguinfarts)
Penguins are the greatest
Let humans burn in the fire
We shall be Victors!
can Penguins count to 5 ?
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can Penguins count to 5 ?
Nope we don't have any schools down in Antartica so the maximum I can count too is two.
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(Original post by Penguinfarts)
Nope we don't have any schools down in Antartica so the maximum I can count too is two.
you could learn on the Interweb ?
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you could learn on the Interweb ?
I don't have access to internet I attach a note to a super fast seagull who flies to Australia. The message is then translated from penguin to human-English, written down and posted to the UK and then typed out by a robot all within a minute.
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I don't have access to internet I attach a note to a super fast seagull who flies to Australia. The message is then translated from penguin to human-English, written down and posted to the UK and then typed out by a robot all within a minute.
i do not trust Apple
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i do not trust Apple
I only hold trust in Kim Jung-un, the one true glorious leader.
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(Original post by Penguinfarts)
I only hold trust in Kim Jung-in, the one true glorious leader.
may his ankles inspire us for ever
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take care with fireworks
do not insert them up your bum
or aim at your mum
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take care with fireworks
do not insert them up your bum
or aim at your mum
Do not insert them up your bum,
Do not aim them at your mum,
Do not tie them to the cat,
Do not keep them in your hat

Be careful with your fireworks bear,
I say be careful bear, take care!
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(Original post by Puddles the Monkey)



Do not insert them up your bum,
Do not aim them at your mum,
Do not tie them to the cat,
Do not keep them in your hat

Be careful with your fireworks bear,
I say be careful bear, take care!


epic :borat:
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(Original post by Penguinfarts)
I only hold trust in Kim Jung-un, the one true glorious leader.
Kim Jong-un
Weighed about a ton.
He was thought to be a wimp
When he developed a limp.
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take care with fireworks
do not insert them up your bum
or aim at your mum
6-8-5?

Uncomfortably,
I carefully take a seat.
I read this too late...
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5-8-5?

Uncomfortably,
I carefully take a seat.
I read this too late...
hehehe even Homer nods

take care with fireworks
do not launch them from your bum
or aim at your mum
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6-8-5?

Uncomfortably,
I carefully take a seat.
I read this too late...
A Dutchman who placed in his bowel
A firework, rejoined with a growl,
"It wasn't the blast
That made me aghast
But cleaning the mess with a towel!"
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A Dutchman who placed in his bowel
A firework, rejoined with a growl,
"It wasn't the blast
That made me aghast
But cleaning the mess with a towel!"
:rofl:

a foolish young man from Devizes
bought fireworks of different sizes
ignoring the code
he tied one to his chode
and now she is FullofSurprises
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Two minutes till home
To the bonfire we will go
Time to light it up
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(Original post by the bear)
:rofl:

a foolish young man from Devizes
bought fireworks of different sizes
ignoring the code
he tied one to his chode
and now she is FullofSurprises
Devizes really exists?
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As a hedgehog
I am inclined to dislike
Fireworks Night
Time to find a heap to hide in
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