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    Why'd your last relationship end? - NO.
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    "My ex loves cats too!"

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    Goodness, I could write these all day.
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    You ready for more children?

    How old are you then?

    Wanna give me head after?

    Your belly looks bigger now.

    My mother thinks you're fugly
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    wanna see my Bieber tattoo ?
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    (Original post by the bear)
    wanna see my Bieber tattoo ?
    Worse when accompanied with this face: :perv::hubba:
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Worse when accompanied with this face: :perv::hubba:
    Guess where my swastika is ???

    :smug::perv::fuhrer:
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    i would guess forty five ?
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    (Original post by Jean Luc Picard)
    'I love watching Star Trek'
    I am a superior you :laugh: (That fits into 5 words!)
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    My hygiene is really bad
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Guess where my swastika is ???

    :smug::perv::fuhrer:
    Oh damn! I've suddenly got to go... balls.

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    (Original post by Jeanlucpicard)
    I am a superior you :laugh: (That fits into 5 words!)
    That's what the Borg thought and look what Picard did to them!
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    (Original post by Jeanlucpicard)
    Is this date going well...

    that's a hook, line and sinker right there.
    it is the very opposite of a hook, line and sinker, these being the parts of an instrument - a fishing rod - used to secure one's catch.
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    *Hold rag to face*

    "Smells like Chloroform, doesn't it?"
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    (Original post by cambio wechsel)
    it is the very opposite of a hook, line and sinker, these being the parts of an instrument - a fishing rod - used to secure one's catch.
    Haha, you've been working on that haven't you - I like it.
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    ...so i can't wear shorts
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    (Original post by Jeanlucpicard)
    Wow, you are really old
    I onve had someone I was on a date with try to guess my age. He thought I was older than I am. If you are trying to guess someone's age and get it wrong, make sure you guess they're younger than they really are!
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    (Original post by OU Student)
    I onve had someone I was on a date with try to guess my age. He thought I was older than I am. If you are trying to guess someone's age and get it wrong, make sure you guess they're younger than they really are!
    Really?! You've just got to make a joke out of it really don't you. "You don't look a day over 20"..(providing they're over 20 ha)
 
 
 
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