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    People who go "HHUUUUU DUUUHHHHH HUMANITY IS DESTROYING THE ENVIROMNENT" while they sit on their laptop in their first world country consuming energy
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    (Original post by Kangie)
    *shoots you an annoyed look and walks off*
    *Gives a dirty look then coughs into hand and wipes it on shirt*
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    (Original post by Direstraights)
    *Gives a dirty look then coughs into hand and wipes it on shirt*
    *gets out gun and puts to your head* WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW HUH HUH??
    That's right, nothing. *blows on tip of gun and skilfully puts it back in pocket, smirking*
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    (Original post by Emily.97)
    I meant in response to your comment on how confident you are in your intelligence.
    That sounds like a veiled insult. You have no idea what I am capable of so quit making prejudiced remarks.
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    (Original post by Kangie)
    *gets out gun and puts to your head* WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW HUH HUH??
    That's right, nothing. *blows on tip of gun and skilfully puts it back in pocket, smirking*
    *Coughs and soils pants*
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    (Original post by Asexual Demigod)
    That sounds like a veiled insult. You have no idea what I am capable of so quit making prejudiced remarks.
    Sounds like super villain in the making!
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    People. I'll elaborate:

    - Noisy children
    - Children whose noses run faster than the Niagara Falls
    - Parents who don't teach their children to ask for a tissue when the above occurs
    - Crying children
    - Screaming babies
    - Spoiled brats in shops
    - Stupid names. Mercedes is a brand of car, get a real ****ing name.
    - Stupid parents
    - Stupid people
    - That infuriating noise that people make while drinking tea. You all know the one. The horrific slurping noise that sounds like they're trying to suck all of the flesh out of a shrimp through its' ass.
    - "But it's hot and I don't want to burn my tongue". YOU JUST EMPTIED BOILING WATER INTO A MUG AND PROCEEDED TO DRINK IT, OF COURSE IT'S ****ING HOT YOU ABSOLUTE POOSTAIN
    - The inevitable crying after the above happens. Put your tears in a box and save them for when I'm likely to care, it'll probably happen at some point between the 12th of Never and when Hell starts to freeze over.
    - Children (and adults who should know better but are in possession of a shoe size that makes their IQ seem insignificant in comparison) who state the obvious. Yes I have long hair, yes I'm a boy. Excuse me ma'am, would you please escort your child to somewhere I'm not before I throw them into traffic? Ta.
    - People who think that babies are "cute". Tell you what, go change their nappy after giving them 5 pots of banana purée to eat and then you can come back and tell me how cute you think they are, k? K.
    - Children children CHILDREN, GOD HOW I HATE THE LOATHSOME LITTLE BEASTS
    - "When I get As in all of my courses I'm going to become a doctor and find a cure for AIDs". Yeah keep dreaming pal, I can't even get a blowjob on my birthday so I hate to think of the odds of you achieving your goal.
    - "Everything was so much simpler when I was a kid". Really? Do tell. While you're going through your asinine nostalgia I'm just going to pop off to an uncharted island and contract an illness that'll make me puke my stomach through my eyeballs because even that is preferential to listening to you question yourself like someone who's been touched by angels over whether you finished school in '73 or '74.
    - "Of COURSE I love books, in the past year I've read the Twilight trilogy AND 50 Shades of Grey!" Your presence is making my brain hurt, please remove yourself to somewhere like the sun.
    - People who insist on talking to me even though I'm wearing headphones. Not earphones. Headphones. It's obvious to anybody who looks at me that I'm clearly engrossed in something worth my time more than idle chit-chat is. Do I need to carry a boombox with me before you take the ****ing hint?
    - The double standard regarding pick up your dog poop but not your horse poop. RESPONSIBILITIES, PEOPLE! Black sacks exist for a reason, make use of them sometime or I'll do my monkey impression and start lobbing **** at you.
    - Social double standards. Few things irk me more. For the last time, you profess to identify as a feminist, now stop getting your tits out at the bar in the vain hope that the barman will give you a triple instead of a single.
    - That little exclamation mark that appears next to a song in iTunes when it doesn't want to play (which also causes the same little know-it-all exclamation mark to appear next to EVERY SINGLE SONG in your 15,000 song library). The hard drive IS connected, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?!
    - When an album skips all the way through on my iPod. There's no rhyme nor reason (especially no rhyme) to this, and every possible solution has evaded me in one form or another, so I've come to the conclusion that my iPod has achieved consciousness and is exacting revenge upon me for reasons unknown.
    - Bed time. I'm 24 and still have a ****ing bed time! And do you know what the worst part is? IT'S SELF-INFLICTED! Because if I don't go to bed now, I'll never get up in the morning, I'll be grumpy at work, and that will create hostilities because people INSIST on burdening me with their boring trivialities, which means I'll have a bad day.
    - I never ever ever manage to go to bed at bed time. It's a curse. Some higher consciousness clearly has it in for me.Which brings me nicely to...
    - Religious attitude towards non-believers. Oh dear god, if there was ever a plague on this Earth worse than Spanish Flu and the Black Death combined it is that most judgemental, most self-important, most intolerant curse known as "organised religion". Tell you what, I'll believe in whatever and you can believe in whatever, but for the sake of my sanity PLEASE keep your fairytales and constant judging to yourself. I don't care about Jesus, I don't care that he walked on water and spoke to flaming bushes, I don't care that you think homosexuality is evil, and I especially don't care for the salvation of my soul. Now if you would so kindly **** off and let me finish my train journey in peace that'd be great.
    - "Hi, have you heard the good word about our Lord and Saviour?" I finished taking a dump early for this because I thought it might be important, but if you do not leave my doorstep within 5 nanoseconds I will rip off your head, tear out your soul, and finish taking my **** down your neck while screaming questions at you about the so called "good word" you claim to have knowledge of. You may take your leave.
    - Most of the time, people in bookshops are helpful. Unfortunately, I sometimes have trouble finding a specific book. For the sake of an example, let's say Lord Of The Rings. So I'll ask somebody. Their most insightful response? "Have you tried the fiction section?" No **** Sherlock, to think I spent all this time looking for it in the Parenting section!

    This doesn't even cover half of what annoys me.
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    I work in retail and I'm so sick of customers who can't use words correctly.

    It's not a "machine" it's a trolley. It's not a "bill" It's a receipt.
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    Impatient drivers who cut people up and overtake unsafely to get where they're going 3 minutes faster.
    Take a flipping chill pill.
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    People who put spaces BEFORE punctuation. :sigh:
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    I can't stand the sound of people's juices in their mouth when they chew really loud
    Constant non stop sniffing
    Getting on public buses
    Winter
    Gangster wannabes playing terrible grime music on buses
    Being constantly stared at by weird men in public
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    (Original post by Kangie)
    People who eat with their mouths open/talk with food in their mouth

    People who make disgusting slurping or squelching sounds when they eat

    The sound people make when they clear their throat...

    'Popular' people who look down their nose at you

    People who walk slow in the hallways

    People who walk in the MIDDLE of the path and keep moving when you're trying to get past them

    People who don't reply on social media sites when you obviously expect an answer from them and it's left as 'read'

    idk man I get angry easily
    You will have a lot of enemies

    It looks like, *munch * I'm the living embodiment of your, *belch* hates
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    I hate it when you realise its 12AM and you have 7 or so hours till school.


    Its even more annoying when you realise you wasted 7 hours doing nothing useful since coming back from school.
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    People who don't do their job properly and then get surprised once criticized.
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    - Uggs. Why girls where them, I don't know.
    - First Great Western's ****** WiFi on their trains. Ugh.
    - Random drunk people trying to communicate with me.
    - Retail workers being aggressive when someone else has been the issue.
    - Hitting a brick wall when producing a track. THE WORST **** EVER.
    - People with no sense of humour.
    - People with no opinions.
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    When Microsoft Word continues to put a squiggly green line under your sentence despite clicking "Ignore once" a million times over.
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    (Original post by ummm)
    When Microsoft Word continues to put a squiggly green line under your sentence despite clicking "Ignore once" a million times over.
    I'm pretty sure there is another option that says "ignore for all" or something?
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    People who eat loud. I want to hit you


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    (Original post by denny246)
    People who eat loud. I want to hit you


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