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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
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    (Original post by Amy. J S)
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    That not a wrong answer. Its an interview, your bound to be nervous and employers know this. If you get momentarily stumped its not wrong to admit it as long as you can come back at a later point and answer the question.

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    (Original post by silverbolt)
    That not a wrong answer. Its an interview, your bound to be nervous and employers know this. If you get momentarily stumped its not wrong to admit it as long as you can come back at a later point and answer the question.

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    I felt this wasn't a necessarily "good" answer, either. When a basic question was asked, one that asked you to "conclude yourself in 3 words" and I said the above sentence with a lengthy pause between. It may not have been a horrific answer, but it certainly stilted the interview a bit.
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    (Original post by Observatory)
    Let's be serious, people say this because it's a bull**** trick question deliberately designed to be almost impossible to answer.

    It's anyway irrelevant since an employer doesn't need to know what is your biggest weakness or worst fault (no good in bed?) but rather whether you have important weaknesses or faults that would make you worse at doing the job. Directly asking is rarely the best way to establish that, since in the first place the candidate probably doesn't even know exactly what you're looking for, and in the second is unlikely to have a good idea of how he compares to others. It's quite unlikely those would be the candidate's worst faults since if they were the candidate probably wouldn't be interviewing for the job at all.

    It says more about the person asking it than the person answering, i.e. they learned how to manage out of a paperback they found on sale at Waterstones.
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