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  • View Poll Results: How often do you masturbate?
    Once or more a day.
    37.40%
    A few times a week.
    44.27%
    A few times a month.
    10.69%
    I don't masturbate.
    7.63%

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    (Original post by enochh1)
    Mia Khalifa search her up
    Already know her.
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    (Original post by Groot)
    Already know her.
    she's soooooooooooooooooooooo over rated
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    (Original post by Birkenhead)
    Yes, but discussing it is sordid. Welcome to Britain.
    Oh sordid I tell you sordid.

    Clearly someone hasn't been masturbating enough!
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    (Original post by Groot)
    Already know her.
    Mate she looks weird though her boobs a freaky and deformed
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    (Original post by Ebony19)
    Oh sordid I tell you sordid.

    Clearly someone hasn't been masturbating enough!
    Ridiculously poor logic.
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    I'm going to pretend this is a protective brotherly love!
    It really isn't.
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    (Original post by ChickenMadness)
    she's soooooooooooooooooooooo over rated
    (Original post by Ebony19)
    Mate she looks weird though her boobs a freaky and deformed
    I know her, but don't worry, I don't masturbate to her.
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    (Original post by Birkenhead)
    Ridiculously poor logic.
    All that tension would suggest otherwise
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    I was bashing the bishop once a day but then I tried leaving it for a few days then it felt much better releasing all that built up sexual tension aha
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    (Original post by ChickenMadness)
    she's soooooooooooooooooooooo over rated
    Well she was the #1 ranking, while only being online for about 6 months...So you have to admit that's pretty good
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    rarely, it's sinful
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    (Original post by Ebony19)
    All that tension would suggest otherwise
    Absolutely. Suggesting that masturbation should not be discussed publicly must mean that I am suffering from an excess of sexual tension. You've created a false dichotomy between being a raving nymphomaniac and being sexually repressed.
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    (Original post by enochh1)
    Mia Khalifa search her up
    Hell no, she's ugly. I'm not doing that again.


    (Original post by Ebony19)
    I agree.
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    (Original post by Ebony19)
    Mate she looks weird though her boobs a freaky and deformed
    Damn I thought I was gonna surprise you. Didn't know you were already on this thread lol.
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    (Original post by COD_is_a_fish)
    Damn I thought I was gonna surprise you. Didn't know you were already on this thread lol.
    I actually just ate some battered cod
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    (Original post by Ebony19)
    I actually just ate some battered cod
    Was it Bird's Eye?
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    (Original post by Birkenhead)
    Absolutely. Suggesting that masturbation should not be discussed publicly must mean that I am suffering from an excess of sexual tension. You've created a false dichotomy between being a raving nymphomaniac and being sexually repressed.
    Having a little twiddle is hardly a raving nymphomaniac now is it...

    Darling calm down. You're not at work anymore.
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    Too much. :wink2:
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    (Original post by COD_is_a_fish)
    Was it Bird's Eye?
    My mistake it was breaded. No M&S... Only the best. Not think on this front Birdseye does win.
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    (Original post by Ebony19)
    Having a little twiddle is hardly a raving nymphomaniac now is it...
    No. But then that isn't what I said, now is it?
 
 
 
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