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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    This thread is the place
    To post original verse
    Not stuff you copied.
    Just wanted to rekindle some past memories mate.

    Don't take my happiness away. Please
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Halloween. People
    walk about, dressed like racists
    Making 'woo' noises.

    :iiam:
    Is it true, then, that
    You can identify a
    Racist by his clothes?
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    (Original post by Ser Alex Toyne)
    Just wanted to rekindle some past memories mate.

    Don't take my happiness away. Please
    We'll be kind to you
    As long as you are now a
    Reformed character.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    Is it true, then, that
    You can identify a
    Racist by his clothes?
    Ku Klux Klansmen can
    Masquerade as ghosts to fool
    The unwary child.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    Is it true, then, that
    You can identify a
    Racist by his clothes?
    People dressed like ghosts
    When it is not halloween,
    Aren't to be trusted

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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    We'll be kind to you
    As long as you are now a
    Reformed character.
    If you so insist,
    I shall try to make amends,
    As any knight would do.
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    People dressed like ghosts
    When it is not halloween,
    Aren't to be trusted

    :ms:
    That is a useful
    Rule of thumb to apply to
    All aspects of life.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    And also not stuff
    Which does not have a link to
    Hallowe'en type themes.
    Ah! Hallowe'en! The
    Blushful Hippocrene. The source
    Of inspiration.
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    (Original post by Ser Alex Toyne)
    If you so insist,
    I shall try to make amends,
    As any knight would do.
    Arise, Knight, and go
    On a quest to prove yourself
    Worthy of our trust.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    Arise, Knight, and go
    On a quest to prove yourself
    Worthy of our trust.
    'Ware the autumn rains
    Lest your knightly armour gets
    Wet and turns to rust.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    Ah! Hallowe'en! The
    Blushful Hippocrene. The source
    Of inspiration.
    Makes a nice change from
    Love and all that kind of stuff.
    Verse is versatile
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    'Ware the autumn rains
    Lest your knightly armour gets
    Wet and turns to rust.
    A careful spray of
    WD40 will
    Take care of all that.
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    Hallowarg-gh-gh,
    Look I'm a scary zombie,
    Let me eat your braaaaiiiiinnsss
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    Makes a nice change from
    Love and all that kind of stuff.
    Verse is versatile
    I can do love, and animals, and have:

    A poem of love that’s well-written,
    Evoking the state of one smitten
    With love for his girl,
    His mind in a whirl,
    Is never complete if sans kitten.
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Hallowarg-gh-gh,
    Look I'm a scary zombie,
    Let me eat your braaaaiiiiinnsss
    I rather think that
    You have lowered the tone now
    With your monster cry.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    I rather think that
    You have lowered the tone now
    With your monster cry.
    Braiiiiiiiiins
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    I can do love, and animals, and have:

    A poem of love that’s well-written,
    Evoking the state of one smitten
    With love for his girl,
    His mind in a whirl,
    Is never complete if sans kitten.
    You must start a thread
    For limericks or I must
    Card you for trolling.
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Braiiiiiiiiins
    You need to stretch that
    Into the haiku format
    Or else it's cheating
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    English teachers don't
    Stop being English teachers
    Even when they stop.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    You need to stretch that
    Into the haiku format
    Or else it's cheating
    Brai-aii-aii-aii-ains,
    Braiiins, braii-grkgj oiur- ourghs,
    Brai-aii-aii-aii-ains
 
 
 
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