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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Lol because chemistry is the best!
    no :unimpressed: it is actually because:
    biology eye jokes are Cornea, get it?!:ahee:
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Loool but you got it, right?
    Yeah I did.
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    i feel so inferior :sad:
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    well we got a periodic table at GCSE so i never felt the need
    haha we did too obviously I'm not THAT old

    i did that 'for fun'

    my teacher was so impressed he got me to perform it to his year 7 class... it was the most embarrassing thing ever. He invited the technicians to come and watch too... I almost died hahaha
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    no :unimpressed: it is actually because:
    biology eye jokes are Cornea, get it?!:ahee:
    Looool fair enough :ahee:
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    The sodium ion said to his sodium atom friend, 'I think I've lost an electron', his friend replies 'are you sure?', 'yes I'm positive'.

    Sorry...
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    (Original post by TheRabbit)
    The sodium ion said to his sodium atom friend, 'I think I've lost an electron', his friend replies 'are you sure?', 'yes I'm positive'.

    Sorry...
    Did you know if you were cooled to -273°C, you'd be 0K?
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    this thread is so hot it is denaturing my enzymes due to it breaking the hydrogen bonds in my tertiary layer and thus altering the shape of the active site so enzyme substrate complexes can no longer be formed :indiff:
    That biology knowledge tho

    :ahee:
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    (Original post by TheRabbit)
    The sodium ion said to his sodium atom friend, 'I think I've lost an electron', his friend replies 'are you sure?', 'yes I'm positive'.

    Sorry...
    LOL this one is good!

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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    PRSOM :adore::adore::adore:

    In light of the recent James Bond film, what was the name of his eskimo cousin?
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    Polar bond. :getmecoat:
    PRSOM to you too!

    I wanted to do a joke with gelling agents or something, but I couldn't word it properly You win this round :clap2:
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    no :unimpressed: it is actually because:
    biology eye jokes are Cornea, get it?!:ahee:
    PRSOM :rofl:
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    PRSOM to you too!

    I wanted to do a joke with gelling agents or something, but I couldn't word it properly You win this round :clap2:
    You would have to lay it on thick or I wouldn't get it

    We will probably meet again.
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    I hope Ahmed766 realises how popular we're making his thread!
    yeah but you owe me rep remember


    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    I say the fame got to his head and he fainted :mmm:
    I can almost afford that digital ring
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    (Original post by Ahmed766)
    yeah but you owe me rep remember
    :ahee: yepp, I remember
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    You would have to lay it on thick or I wouldn't get it

    We will probably meet again.
    And I'll keep my ion you next time
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    (Original post by Ahmed766)

    I can almost afford that digital ring
    How far off are you? I can't wait to start cyber dress shopping :2euk48l:
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    And I'll keep my ion you next time
    Literally laughed out loud. :adore:
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    How far off are you? I can't wait to start cyber dress shopping :2euk48l:
    I can't find out where it says how much rep points I have :holmes:
    don't spend too much now, I need to save up for the cyber house :scrooge:
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    Literally laughed out loud. :adore:
    Glad to see I'm not boron you too much
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    Helium walks into a bar,
    The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
    Helium doesn't react.
 
 
 
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