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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    Close. But they will be small, bear. A small dark stranger.
    @horrorscope
    do Leo Rising not Leo Sun

    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    Taurus :ahee:
    hey boo
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    Ready?

    *LAUGHS OUT LOUD A FAKE LAUGH THAT DOESN'T STOP AND THEN SPLITS INTO TWO*



    Double trouble. Gemini, the twins. One pure... One, not so!

    There are two sides to you Gemini, like Jekyl and Hyde. But which one will come out this weekend? Naughty or nice?

    Nice. Yes.

    Nice.

    You are lucky Gemini for your good twin is strong.

    *flicks the light switch on and off really quickly to create a spooky atmosphere and then the second one of me vanishes. But where to?*
    She said Sag. You did their opposite Gemini. Which was pretty spot on.

    I'm Sag.
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    (Original post by TheMadHatteress)
    Sagittarius bruh... I'm ready.
    (Original post by Imperion)
    Gemini :shades:
    Wait. Something went wrong there. I got you mixed up. This is a sign.
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    Capricorn. 0.o
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    and...how do i do that?
    me sadge 2, me sadge 2
    Make them your minions by understanding them and then controlling them and using them to lead and control others :ahee:
    that is the power of the mighty Centaur! *poses like one and shoots bow and arrow into the sky* :rofl:
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    She said Sag. You did their opposite Gemini. Which was pretty spot on.

    I'm Sag.
    Bruh, that avatar looks like something I'd see when I'm tripping... no offence.

    EDIT: wait... uh... maybe I am :laugh:
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    (Original post by Imperion)
    Bruh, that avatar looks like something I'd see when I'm tripping... no offence.

    EDIT: wait... uh... maybe I am :laugh:
    you have never even seen weed
    but I promise I look better than you
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    you have never even seen weed
    but I promise I look better than you
    You cropped it weird so it has this weird effect bruh.

    Sure :teehee:
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    i dont know the extent of truth horoscopes have but this is what im going through at the moment. i dont mind enjoy being solitary and alone at times but i get emotional really easily and it can last for so long :/
    That's how Sagittariuses are. I'm like dat :holmes:
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    (Original post by Imperion)
    You cropped it weird so it has this weird effect bruh.

    Sure :teehee:
    r u gay? y r u even payin attention? And I didn't crop it, I resized it :yy:
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    Capricorn here
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    Scorpio!
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    She said Sag. You did their opposite Gemini. Which was pretty spot on.

    I'm Sag.
    (Original post by Imperion)
    You cropped it weird so it has this weird effect bruh.

    Sure :teehee:
    *runs to the corner and grabs two twigs to create horns but look, the four legs ARE REAL*



    As are my red eyes.

    You run fast but are on strong footing Sagittarius. This weekend will see your being challenged but your strong quadruple legs will keep you grounded.
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    *runs to the corner and grabs two twigs to create horns but look, the four legs ARE REAL*



    As are my red eyes.

    You run fast but are on strong footing Sagittarius. This weekend will see your being challenged but your strong quadruple legs will keep you grounded.
    Challenged eh? :holmes:
    pls do leo ascendant, I beg you.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    have you been watching Sky Sports ?
    Worse. I have been watching thirty years of QVC in America. The adverts are longer than the programme and when you finally get to the programme it too is an advert.

    However I did order a nutri bullet and some plastic diamonds. Both came with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR additional ones for free. Alas, they remain in the celestial plane. It was all for nothing.
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    Cancer.
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    That's how Sagittariuses are. I'm like dat :holmes:
    What kind of thing happen? I think im like this because i watch too many tv romantic comedy dramas and i just fall into this thought that real life is as cinematic and unrealistic as shown in tv :/ so when it doesnt go the way i think it would, i feel lied to you know and i break down inside and withdraw myself from everyone for a whole day and just spend my day on the internet googling random shiz :bawling:
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    Gemini
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    r u gay? y r u even payin attention? And I didn't crop it, I resized it :yy:
    Nah. Nah. **** resizing skillz.
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    (Original post by Imperion)
    Nah. Nah. **** resizing skillz.
    ur like 12 and live in kenya.
    don't speak to me.
    ur also male n worrying about my face. :congrats:

    (Original post by ihatePE)
    What kind of thing happen? I think im like this because i watch too many tv romantic comedy dramas and i just fall into this thought that real life is as cinematic and unrealistic as shown in tv :/ so when it doesnt go the way i think it would, i feel lied to you know and i break down inside and withdraw myself from everyone for a whole day and just spend my day on the internet googling random shiz :bawling:
    :toofunny: :toofunny:
    you might have Aquarius Rising fill this out :yy:
    http://www.uk-tarot-readings.co.uk/f...logy-chart.php
 
 
 
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