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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    I snort-laughed at this. You have a very rich fantasy life.
    I feel like I should take this as an insult, but sadly it's true, which doesn't change the fact that could still be an insult XD. My fantasies seem to appear more vivid when I should studying

    Well...at least I know what happened with that teacher that day and since it's not your brain, you will never know!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    the way you are simply expected to be held to a chair whilst they basically explore your mouth. When you're in that chair they really have the power
    True. :yep:

    Also, come off anon. :poke: I wanna see who this is. xD
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    (Original post by Hydeman)


    Victoria was a classy woman about whom I wouldn't think so crudely.



    Pretty sure they're not. I'll find you the appropriate verses/Hadith at a later date.



    Didn't happen, then. :no:



    Maybe dentistry attracts a disproportionate share of the attractive students. xD
    Victoria was her name? As in Queen Victoria? As in Victoria Sponge? Loool I bet you would have liked to be the cream filling her sponge?

    Haha find them for me but my thoughts will carry on I can't stop my thinking

    Lol believe what you want Hydeman

    Um maybe? But my dentist wasn't even hot... I think the idea of it was just like sexual 😂😂😂 I need help 😩😩
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I feel like I should take this as an insult, but sadly it's true, which doesn't change the fact that could still be an insult XD. My fantasies seem to appear more vivid when I should studying

    Well...at least I know what happened with that teacher that day and since it's not your brain, you will never know!
    But you love me, so you'll tell me. Right?
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    But you love me, so you'll tell me. Right?
    Please change the "now" in your post to "know". It's making me cringe!

    No, I love him. I LOVE HIM! OMG love him so muchhhhhhh!
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    XDD I just made myself laugh so hard snot dribbled out of my nose XD
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Victoria was her name? As in Queen Victoria? As in Victoria Sponge? Loool I bet you would have liked to be the cream filling her sponge?
    Don't make fun of her name. :sad: I loved her name. :moon:

    What did I say about crudeness?

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    Yes, yes I would.

    Haha find them for me but my thoughts will carry on I can't stop my thinking
    Join the infidels and think about these things guilt-free! No win, no fee; money-back guarantee. :borat:

    I need help 😩😩
    Truer words hath never been spoken. :yep:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Please change the "now" in your post to "know". It's making me cringe!
    Done.

    No, I love him. I LOVE HIM! OMG love him so muchhhhhhh!
    #Heartbroken. :sad:

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    XDD I just made myself laugh so hard snot dribbled out of my nose XD
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    (Original post by Hydeman)



    #Heartbroken. :sad:
    Well as a Lady, I shan't kiss and tell. Although I must say...there was a lot more than kissing (If you know what I mean...) *pokes your arm*

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    Oh how badly I wish fantasy was real life right now! I'm 18, it's okay, he wouldn't go to jail!

    Marry me Sir.

    XD
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    Don't make fun of her name. :sad: I loved her name. :moon:

    What did I say about crudeness?
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    Yes, yes I would.


    Join the infidels and think about these things guilt-free! No win, no fee; money-back guarantee. :borat:



    Truer words hath never been spoken. :yep:
    Loool dirty perv!!!! I bet you wanted to eat that sponge too

    It's not crude! You haven't seen crude yet

    Nope! Stop trying to convert me to Atheism :lol:

    Urrrrrr you're not meant to agree!
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Bossman at Morleys because he gave me an extra wing.
    :love:
    :lol:

    Once a guy at KFC gave me an extra chicken burger, I nearly cried and hugged him :rofl: happiest day lol
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Loool dirty perv!!!! I bet you wanted to eat that sponge too
    I'm a dirty perv for having a crush on a grown woman? :erm:

    It's not crude! You haven't seen crude yet
    Spare me it. :hand:

    Nope! Stop trying to convert me to Atheism :lol:
    You're already one in practice, so might as well make it official. :lol:

    Urrrrrr you're not meant to agree!
    :innocent:
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    I'm a dirty perv for having a crush on a grown woman? :erm:

    Spare me it. :hand:

    You're already one in practice, so might as well make it official. :lol:

    :innocent:
    Nope you're a dirty perv in what you want to do to that older woman... As in do her 😂😂

    One day you'll see crude then you'll be like damn Zulu

    Omg no I am not!!!!!! I'm a Muslim and I'm proud 😂😂

    Don't act innocent with that emoji
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    True. :yep:

    Also, come off anon. :poke: I wanna see who this is. xD
    despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way
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    I'm in love with some cougars atm, age gap is annoying me but HURRR DAMN so sexy.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Nope you're a dirty perv in what you want to do to that older woman... As in do her 😂😂
    How is being sexually attracted to a grown woman something only dirty pervs do? I'm not exactly ogling her ass when I think she isn't looking. :lol:

    Omg no I am not!!!!!! I'm a Muslim and I'm proud 😂😂
    Keep telling yourself that, darling. :rolleyes:

    Don't act innocent with that emoji
    But I am innocent.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way
    PM me?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way
    C'monnnnn I just posted a very personal fantasy with my history teacher.

    Then again perhaps you have more shame than I do.
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    How is being sexually attracted to a grown woman something only dirty pervs do? I'm not exactly ogling her ass when I think she isn't looking. :lol:

    Keep telling yourself that, darling. :rolleyes:

    But I am innocent.
    Yeah but I bet you did do that... And I bet you stared at everything not just her ass 😂

    I will, dear

    You're innocent? 😂😂 that's like saying "Zulu is innocent minded" a lie 😂😂😂
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way
    Omg pm me I won't reply or anything just curiosity
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    PM me?
    for whaaaat? don't be sad pls

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    C'monnnnn I just posted a very personal fantasy with my history teacher.

    Then again perhaps you have more shame than I do.
    lmao shame, well...a fantasy is different that explicitly stating how your body reacted I'm kind of embarrassed

    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Omg pm me I won't reply or anything just curiosity
    maybe... cause you're also a muslim right? rofl btw zuluk you're proper bants
 
 
 
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