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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Loooool I would be careful. ZuluK will be sliding into your PMs any time soon :sexface:

    We have derailed Captain Jack's thread so much
    Still have no idea why you're popular on TSR and how you amassed such a following of stupid brain dead protoplasmic reptillian jellies that hover around you like some sort of holy shrine. Your roasts against ZuluK are 3/10 at best. Work on it like your search for a suitable husband you thirsty cougar ****!
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    You're a cool girl, and i like your blogs
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    BBC checking in.
    Anddddddd you can check back out again.


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    lol kidding...
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Anddddddd you can check back out again.

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    lol kidding...
    Sad times in life
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    Still have no idea why you're popular on TSR and how you amassed such a following of stupid brain dead protoplasmic reptillian jellies that hover around you like some sort of holy shrine. Your roasts against ZuluK are 3/10 at best. Work on it like your search for a suitable husband you thirsty cougar ****!
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    You're a cool girl, and i like your blogs
    Only I can be mean to Nympho
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    Sad times in life
    Sad times for you maybe... But I'm Happy
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    People on buses who empty the contents of their purse onto the little dish and practically ask the driver to pick a ticket for them. WHY.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Sad times for you maybe... But I'm Happy
    I will grill u when its time for lunch.

    How do u like ur roasts served fam
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    I will grill u when its time for lunch.

    How do u like ur roasts served fam
    I like my roasts halal... Though, I think I should step out of the kitchen as I'll end up burning you and you can't handle the heat :teehee:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    I like my roasts halal... Though, I think I should step out of the kitchen as I'll end up burning you and you can't handle the heat :teehee:
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    Awww was the view of the back garden? And how come you've changed from the bedroom to the kitchen?
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    Now you see that would hurt and I would be all up in your **** if I was a feminist but I'm not... Soooo.... Mr Tyrone, try a bit harder mate...
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    Still have no idea why you're popular on TSR and how you amassed such a following of stupid brain dead protoplasmic reptillian jellies that hover around you like some sort of holy shrine. Your roasts against ZuluK are 3/10 at best. Work on it like your search for a suitable husband you thirsty cougar ****!
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    Mate :hand:

    I am a holy shrine<<< New Religion. I've been meme'd and I'm gonna become a brand. Made $0.14 on my last YouTube video.
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    Another fascinating thread.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    try a bit harder mate...
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    same reason as to why it takes year 7s so goddamn long to walk down the flipping corridor
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    Suffering from erectile dysfunction? Damn... I think you should go see a GP about that.

    Also, calling your **** a ding dong? More like flip flop

    Oh and you should be arrested for looking like that
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Suffering from erectile dysfunction? Damn... I think you should go see a GP about that.

    Also, calling your **** a ding dong? More like flip flop

    Oh and you should be arrested for looking like that
    I have a sick music video that people like you who lust for bbc can masturbate off to and discover fire in your own home.



    Ethereal World has acc seen my mamba, she rates it very highly :yy:
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Mate :hand:

    I am a holy shrine<<< New Religion. I've been meme'd and I'm gonna become a brand. Made $0.14 on my last YouTube video.
    Being meme'd is not a big thing tbh Nympho... Pigs, ****, even Jo brand has been meme'd so it's not really an acheivement

    Just saying in case you put it on your CV 😘
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    Never had that problem I get on trains really quick and if it's a Virgin service you can send them a tweet and they ll tell you where the unreserved carriages are
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    Cos they know the driver isn't just going to shut the door on them... They want the most bae carriage
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    I have a sick music video that people like you who lust for bbc can masturbate off to and discover fire in your own home.



    Ethereal World has acc seen my mamba, she rates it very highly :yy:
    I stopped at 14 seconds... Roughly the time it takes you to *** without even touching

    Whose **** hasn't Nympho seen? Now that lies the question...
 
 
 
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