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    U don't need to lose weight ur perfect :eyelashes:
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    Use a knife to cut the flab it's faster.


    *begins sewing her dress of hay*
    *wears it from dusk till dawn*
    *a strange green rash has covered her whole body*
    *a little man appears at the window and says she must name her first born after him*
    *she agrees and the rash disappears*
    *you see my methods, although flying in the face of conventional medicine and psychotherapy, are powerful and effective*

    now please put this garland on your head

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    Ah xD !
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    c'était pas mon intention :mmm:
    we all know it wasn't (my francais is weak but can understand bits and pieces)
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    we all know it wasn't (my francais is weak but can understand bits and pieces)
    PRSOM :lol: :lol:
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    (Original post by quasa)
    hello, my name is jeffrey, I am a butler for Mr carlton banks. carlton is a deranged little man child who is whiter than donald trump.
    *excellent. we are making progress.*

    *you must tie up the laces of your new shoes btw Jeffrey*
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    *excellent. we are making progress.*

    *you must tie up the laces of your new shoes btw Jeffrey*
    they are tied, tied so hard that master carlton tripped over them and I felt nothing. oh well ,at least master will has gone but his children are derranged
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *you see my methods, although flying in the face of conventional medicine and psychotherapy, are powerful and effective*

    now please put this garland on your head
    *yes. The pins and needles found their way into their cabinet.*

    *puts garland on head*

    *am i pretty now?*
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    (Original post by IFoundWonderland)
    *yes. The pins and needles found their way into their cabinet.*

    *puts garland on head*

    *am i pretty now?*
    *yes you are perfect*

    *i am just tying this silk scarf round your eyes*

    *someone is coming to take you to a special place*
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    (Original post by quasa)
    they are tied, tied so hard that master carlton tripped over them and I felt nothing
    now you must take IFoundWonderland by the hand and lead her into the maze.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *yes you are perfect*

    *i am just tying this silk scarf round your eyes*

    *someone is coming to take you to a special place*
    *is there cheesecake there?*
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    (Original post by IFoundWonderland)
    *is there cheesecake there?*
    *there are wonderful things in the maze*

    this way my dear

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    (Original post by the bear)
    *there are wonderful things in the maze*

    this way my dear
    *wearing only a hay dress and a flower garland*
    *hand is held*
    *begins walking*
    *smells cheesecake*
    *wonders what other wonderful things there will be*
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    (Original post by the bear)
    now you must take IFoundWonderland by the hand and lead her into the maze.
    sadly, master carlton insists I take him as he is dressed up as alice. I do worry for the boy but then I remember I have his credit cards and that there is a ferrari dealership which I need to attend
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    *we have reached the centre of the maze my dear. jeffrey has run away. he is a big girl's blouse.*

    *sit down on this bench please*

    *you may remove the scarf from your eyes now*


    shall i be mother ?
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    *jeffrey you must introduce your new friend*

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    (Original post by the bear)
    *we have reached the centre of the maze my dear. jeffrey has run away. he is a big girl's blouse.*

    *sit down on this bench please*

    *you may remove the scarf from your eyes now*
    shall i be mother ?
    *oh, tea! I love tea!*

    *Jeffrey's muddy footsteps tarnish the scene*

    *lies down on the bench*

    I'm tired.

    No. You are Papa Bear.
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    (Original post by IFoundWonderland)
    *oh, tea! I love tea!*

    *Jeffrey's muddy footsteps tarnish the scene*

    *lies down on the bench*

    I'm tired.

    No. You are Papa Bear.
    *Jeffrey pours the tea*

    *bear™ gives IFW a large portion of KLP*

    you must eat this IFW to complete your cure

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    *defense de baiser dans la grotte*
    :toofunny:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *Jeffrey pours the tea*

    *bear™ gives IFW a large portion of KLP*

    you must eat this IFW to complete your cure

    *IFW is unimpressed by Papa Bear's attempt to poison her*
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    I found that unsatisfactory. Can I get a refund?
    *please join us in the centre of the maze Madame. one lump or two ? Jeffrey will pour your beverage*

    *Hobnob ?*
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    *IFW is unimpressed by Papa Bear's attempt to poison her*
    *remind me what your problem was again ? please do not play with that cigarette lighter Madame... those grass outfits are highly flammable*
 
 
 
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