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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    As the title says, post and I will do some research on you then write a poem.

    It's my birthday today! Could I pretty please have my own poem?
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)

    TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
    Your recent thread history is silent,
    Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
    Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
    Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
    I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
    I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.

    by ripjonsnow
    OMG that was amazing, loved it!. I did a little :giggle:
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Do we need to be friends for you to write a poem?

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    Impressive, by ripjonsnow
    Can we not be friends Impressive?
    Seeing you repel is making me feel depressive,
    I know you like to stay up late,
    Soon insomnia will be your fate,
    But nonetheless if you eat healthy,
    You will soon grow old rich and wealthy.

    by ripjonsnow

    (Original post by Platopus)
    It's my birthday today! Could I pretty please have my own poem?
    Platopus, by ripjonsnow
    A fellow Londoner? I think so,
    Its your Birthday, you will be getting a lot of Doh,
    You are very hot,
    when i see your posts it feels like I am on pot,
    Its a good thing your revision has taken a break,
    so tonight you can enjoy your cake!
    Happy Birthday Platopus <3

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    Impressive, by ripjonsnow
    Can we not be friends Impressive?
    Seeing you repel is making me feel depressive,
    I know you like to stay up late,
    Soon insomnia will be your fate,
    But nonetheless if you eat healthy,
    You will soon grow old rich and wealthy.

    by ripjonsnow



    Platopus, by ripjonsnow
    A fellow Londoner? I think so,
    Its your Birthday, you will be getting a lot of Doh,
    You are very hot,
    when i see your posts it feels like I am on pot,
    Its a good thing your revision has taken a break,
    so tonight you can enjoy your cake!
    Happy Birthday Platopus <3

    from ripjonsnow <3
    Wut. I don't stay late. But i agree with last 2 lines

    Why depressive? Because it rhymes with impressive?

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Wut. I don't stay late. But i agree with last 2 lines

    Why depressive? Because it rhymes with impressive?

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    No darling, you tell me you dont want to be my friend in another thread
    Makes me sad
    Im right about the rest, staying up late is a metaphor.
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    No darling, you tell me you dont want to be my friend in another thread
    Makes me sad
    Im right about the rest, staying up late is a metaphor.
    I don't like attaching to other people. Sorry.

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    I don't like attaching to other people. Sorry.

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    :'(
    Its cool, Everyone else who I wrote a poem for is my friend, except for Platopus because I think iv scared her away
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    :'(
    Its cool, Everyone else who I wrote a poem for is my friend, except for Platopus because I think iv scared her away
    It's nothing personal.

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    me pls
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    Well, I'm curious.

    Go on then!
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    me pls
    BlueMadHatter, by ripjonsnow
    Does this site not track your computer like a sat nav?
    How many accounts must a girl have?
    It appears this is your last one.
    It appears your addiction is not only fun,
    your crave to self certainty drives your craze,
    In 5 years time you will realize you were lost in a maze,
    I feel sorry for your brother, xyz,
    something else in this line, elomelopee.

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    (Original post by Vennec)
    Well, I'm curious.

    Go on then!
    Vennec, by ripjonsnow
    I bet you felt like a trapped cat with no munch,
    when in primary school your were forced to finish your lunch,
    If you did not finish it time,
    you would miss the fun like a Chinese paradigm,
    its ashame multiple times you spewed your guts,
    those poor dinnerladies must of thought you were nuts.

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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    As the title says, post and I will do some research on you then write a poem.

    omg pls
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    Why the hell not? I'd like one for suree
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    (Original post by Milzime)
    omg pls
    Milzime, by ripjonsnow
    Off for a bit? I thought you were gone my friend,
    How else could we discuss Ollys end?
    It appears we have different views on the war on drugs,
    perhaps that could be solved by giving hugs,
    You first messaged me in a time of need,
    In order to clear what had been,
    The lord commander knows what is best,
    when you sleep tonight, i hope you have a beautiful rest.

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    (Original post by bluebookie)
    Why the hell not? I'd like one for suree
    BlueBookie, by ripjonsnow
    At first I thought your name was to do with gambling,
    When I dug further I found evidence of rambling,
    You should work hard when studying for your GCSEs,
    At the time they are no where near as easy as ABCs,
    But when you pass that time era,
    You will wish you worked harder than Michael Cera,
    You have an intelligent few on social air raids,
    lets hope theres no war and the haters die of aids.

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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    BlueBookie, by ripjonsnow
    At first I thought your name was to do with gambling,
    When I dug further I found evidence of rambling,
    You should work hard when studying for your GCSEs,
    At the time they are no where near as easy as ABCs,
    But when you pass that time era,
    You will wish you worked harder than Michael Cera,
    You have an intelligent few on social air raids,
    lets hope theres no war and the haters die of aids.

    by ripjonsnow
    Not only do i love the rhyming scheme, this poem moved me very deeply. THANK YOU KIND SIR/MADAM ^^
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    Platopus, by ripjonsnow
    A fellow Londoner? I think so,
    Its your Birthday, you will be getting a lot of Doh,
    You are very hot,
    when i see your posts it feels like I am on pot,
    Its a good thing your revision has taken a break,
    so tonight you can enjoy your cake!
    Happy Birthday Platopus <3

    from ripjonsnow <3
    That is so sweet, I like it. Thank you
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    Me plz!
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    (Original post by Platopus)
    That is so sweet, I like it. Thank you
    i hope you had fantastic Birthday <3

    (Original post by tamil fever)
    Me plz!
    Tamil Fever, by ripjonsnow
    You seem to fantasies about survival,
    It appears you do not believe in the bible,
    Today you cant believe you wasted a day,
    so here is what I have to say:
    You will work hard, and study well,
    Come august time you will feel swell

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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    BlueMadHatter, by ripjonsnow
    Does this site not track your computer like a sat nav?
    How many accounts must a girl have?
    It appears this is your last one.
    It appears your addiction is not only fun,
    your crave to self certainty drives your craze,
    In 5 years time you will realize you were lost in a maze,
    I feel sorry for your brother, xyz,
    something else in this line, elomelopee.

    by ripjonsnow

    love it :love: :lol:
 
 
 
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