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    but you'll still click them, sooooooooooo.
    :whip: unfortunately


    I never learn my lesson
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    What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 sons?
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    José and Hose B
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    Knock knock
    Who's there
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    No one
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    If you ever get COLD in your home I got something that you can try.
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    Go and stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
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    A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road.
    The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.

    "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks.

    Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."

    "But it stinks!" she exclaims.

    "So hold its nose!"
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road.
    The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.

    "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks.

    Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."

    "But it stinks!" she exclaims.

    "So hold its nose!"
    Okay that was pretty good :rofl:
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    What do you call an obese prostitute?

    A sperm whale.
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    My ex broke up with me recently. Started throwing around words like "space" and "time"...


    ...I still don't understand how quantum physics affected our relationship.
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    I went to the garden centre and bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"

    I replied, "No, you sick ****. I'll be putting it up in my living room.".
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    I'm feeling generous so you can have two, even though they're both crap:

    I went on Dragons Den with my invention: a machine that makes closeted homosexuals admit they are gay.

    After showing a demonstration, Deborah Meaden instantly declared, "I'm out".

    "See, it works" I said.
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    I'm feeling generous so you can have two, even though they're both crap:

    I went on Dragons Den with my invention: a machine that makes closeted homosexuals admit they are gay.

    After showing a demonstration, Deborah Meaden instantly declared, "I'm out".

    "See, it works" I said.

    Omfg lmao :mmm:
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    What's black, white and red all over?
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    A decapitated cow! :ahee:
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    Not mine but hilarious.
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    When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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    I am proud of my Cumberland sausage
    If you say so....
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    (Original post by Asuna Yuuki)
    My life.
    Same same same.
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    (Original post by yoda123)
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    I eat mop
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Dey see me rollin'!!
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    I saw a beaver movie last night...
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    ...it was the best dam movie I've ever seen :ahee:
 
 
 
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