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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    Isn't this nice, every desi tsrian is getting along so well. It'd be a shame if an argument broke out.
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    so opinions on Kashmir anyone?
    Loooool you **** stirrer!!!

    Should have asked about India and Pakistan
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    (Original post by Final Fantasy)
    Aap kasay hai? Sub teek tac?
    Hum teek hain, shukriya. Aur aap?

    I would never have guessed that you're desi :lol: Welcome to the team, by the way!


    I don't usually bother since I never can decide how to spell the words...
    :lol:

    The subtle variations don't really matter as long as you can read it out properly :yep:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    *Mera naam pehle aana chahiyein tha

    Understood it anyway :lol:
    LOL, you're better with novices than I am - couldn't for the life of me work out what that meant. :laugh:

    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    :lol:

    To phir yahaan kya kar rahe ho?
    I'm spying for the British government.

    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Longer than tomorrow! Lambhi zindagi means lambhi zindagi so shush! Ya Allah mere dua kabool kardo! Ameen
    Meri*. :mmm:

    And no it wouldn't be funny
    Of course it would! :toofunny:

    You could never ignore me! You're addicted and just can't get enough :sexface:
    Don't flatter yourself - I like you a normal amount.

    And you! HydieBoy
    I'm a grown-up now, okay.
    Can you please show me how to seal an envelope? :emo:
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    (Original post by Final Fantasy)
    Aap kasay hai? Sub teek tak?

    I don't usually bother since I never can decide how to spell the words...
    Hahaha main bhi aisi hoon. Mein teek tak hoon. Aap?

    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    :rofl:

    *kar sakti :yep:

    Practice makes perfect. Aapko sab sikha denge hum
    :heart: Sab sikha denge? Acha yeh Baath toh hui na!

    (Original post by nucdev)
    Apna apna talent hota hai :smug:
    :lol:

    *kar sakti



    ****-stirrer :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Apka Kya talent hai? Mere beistee har waqt karna!

    Loool indeterminate said the same :lol:

    And :rofl: I called him a **** stirrer too
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    :lol: Nooo its fine! Dw, my mistake for writing it like that
    Hahaha aap kaise hai, mere Jaan? Teek Ho?
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Kyun ki meri Urdu itni acchi nahin hai. Toh mujhe Maloom nahin tha ke mere Baath sahee thee ja nain.

    (Does that make sense?)
    Haha fair enuff. That might have been the first time i wrote/spoke urdu. Im bengali.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Hahaha aap kaise hai, mere Jaan? Teek Ho?
    Hmm meh. Mein theek ho, dhanyavaad :lol: Aap kaise hai?
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    (Original post by asif007)
    Lol, don't mention Pakistanis, Bollywood actresses or Salman Khan... Or bolly_mad will go on a rant and beat the **** out of his keyboard.
    Imran Khan is better than any Indian cricketer to have ever existed.

    India needs to stop it's oppression of Kashmir and hand it over to its rightful owner, Pakistan.

    Indian actresses are the best actresses in the world, due to their acting skills, not just because they're hot. Especially Sunny Leone.

    Salman Khan is my hero

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    sits back and sips mango juice
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    My punjabi/hindi/urdu is so bad.

    (I have little idea of what everyone is saying ):ahee:
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    LOL, you're better with novices than I am - couldn't for the life of me work out what that meant. :laugh:

    I'm spying for the British government.

    Meri*. :mmm:

    Of course it would! :toofunny:

    Don't flatter yourself - I like you a normal amount.

    I'm a grown-up now, okay.
    Can you please show me how to seal an envelope? :emo:
    Novices? You calling me a novice?

    The British government don't take on Asians anymore! Too many threats

    Teri

    Nooooo it wouldn't because then who would I flirt with

    Loool you are not a grown up :rofl:
    You lick the edge and get it nice and wet and then with your fingers, slowly pat it down it can get sticky :teehee:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Loooool you **** stirrer!!!

    Should have asked about India and Pakistan
    Pakistan > India
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    Imran Khan is better than any Indian cricketer to have ever existed.

    India needs to stop it's oppression of Kashmir and hand it over to its rightful owner, Pakistan.

    Indian actresses are the best actresses in the world, due to their acting skills, not just because they're hot. Especially Sunny Leone.

    Salman Khan is my hero
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    sits back and sips mango juice
    *Sips mango lassi and munches on samosa
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    race is a social construct you blithering idiots
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    LOL, you're better with novices than I am - couldn't for the life of me work out what that meant. :laugh:
    Lmao I had to read it a couple of times though to work it out :lol:

    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Apka Kya talent hai? Mere beistee har waqt karna!

    Loool indeterminate said the same :lol:

    And :rofl: I called him a **** stirrer too
    Of course! Mere paas koi doosra talent aur kaam toh hota nahin! :rofl:

    Kyunki hum teenon ke beech itna mazboot connection hai, innit :laugh:
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    (Original post by mrahim)
    Haha fair enuff. That might have been the first time i wrote/spoke urdu. Im bengali.
    Awwww I have many friends who are Bengali. One is Dhaka and the rest are (the other one I can't remember) and they argue all the time!

    How are you anyway?

    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Hmm meh. Me theek ho, dhanyavaad :lol: Aap kaise hai?
    "Meh" Kya hua? Matlab?

    Mein bhi teek hoon. Sirf neendh ariheen hain. How was your day?
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    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    Hum teek hain, shukriya. Aur aap?
    Mujhe bookh laghee hai. Licken meri umi nai aaj kutch pakaya nahee .

    I would never have guessed that you're desi :lol:
    Array yaar aap jantai nay hoon may kon hai?! Sub mujhe King Khan bolatai hai, yaad karo...

    Welcome to the team, by the way!

    :lol:

    The subtle variations don't really matter as long as you can read it out properly :yep:
    Thanks.
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    Pakistan > India
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    You've done it now :lol:

    And :yep: Pakistan for the win
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Awwww I have many friends who are Bengali. One is Dhaka and the rest are (the other one I can't remember) and they argue all the time!

    How are you anyway?



    "Meh" Kya hua? Matlab?

    Mein bhi teek hoon. Sirf neendh ariheen hain. How was your day?
    Meh meaning meh as in :dontknow:

    Acha? Tho so jao, paagal ladhki :lol:
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    jk aap bilkul paagal nahin hain :innocent:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Lmao I had to read it a couple of times though to work it out :lol:

    Of course! Mere paas koi doosra talent aur kaam toh hota nahin! :rofl:

    Kyunki hum teenon ke beech itna mazboot connection hai, innit :laugh:
    Shall I start posting the English translation with mine? It wasn't that bad the way you and Hydeman are makin it out to be

    Itna mazboot connection hai toh pir bhi aap sau saal lagate ho Replying to WA!
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    jk aap bilkul paagal nahin hain :innocent:
    Paagal, kya?
    Woh toh full crack paagal hai :nutcase:

    :rofl:
 
 
 
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