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    Nope I'm in a very happy relationship now. I'm not worried about people finding out tbh, it is what it is.
    i feel sorry for your bf, he be the last person to have his turn
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    No I was quite picky with my clients. You get a lot of weird requests or people who seem dodgy so I probably only took bookings with 5-10% of people who contacted me.
    Everyone pays the same, I had an hourly rate which was non-negotiable. Older men always tipped well and brought gifts though
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    i feel sorry for your bf, he be the last person to have his turn
    Except women aren't fairground rides and he's mature enough to know we both have a past.
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    did you declare earnings to HMRC?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    AMA
    Did you catch anything?
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    I'm talking about Pokemons of course
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    did you declare earnings to HMRC?
    Yeah I did and I had to pay my tax in one hit which was ****ing painful

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    Did you catch anything?
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    I'm talking about Pokemons of course
    Hahah, nope never ever. Vigilant condom use + monthly tests = no diseases for me
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    what u think about someone being a gigolo ?
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    Yeah I did and I had to pay my tax in one hit which was ****ing painful

    what 'occupation' did you put on tax return. im a boring accountant so v interested to know
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    what 'occupation' did you put on tax return. im a boring accountant so v interested to know
    I said I was an escort. I know some other girls but things like masseuse or therapist, but I didn't see the point.
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    I said I was an escort. I know some other girls but things like masseuse or therapist, but I didn't see the point.
    ok. i think escorting is legal anyway. i hope you made the necessary tax relief claims for your vibrators and the like
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    ok. i think escorting is legal anyway. i hope you made the necessary tax relief claims for your vibrators and the like
    Hahaha it is legal as long as you don't solicit clients in public places. I deffo did! I claimed tax back on everything I could, from false eyelashes to Brazilians to sex toys
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    My eyes are bleeding reading this.

    Being a father to a daughter myself and seeing how proud you are of this while boasting about it...

    I feel sorry for both you and your parents....
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    My eyes are bleeding reading this.

    Being a father to a daughter myself and seeing how proud you are of this while boasting about it...

    I feel sorry for both you and your parents....
    This is hilarious.
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    People are SO judgemental, wow.:lol:

    OP, how did you decide which clients to go for (you said you only went for 5-10%?) and what sort of ages did you experience?
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    What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    What type of swallow?

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    People are SO judgemental, wow.:lol:

    OP, how did you decide which clients to go for (you said you only went for 5-10%?) and what sort of ages did you experience?
    I went for anything that wasn't too weird and when the person seemed nice. I also went for anything that intrigued me and I was lucky to be able to live out a few fantasies while being paid Sometimes I just got a gut feeling about people so I trusted it and never met anyone who gave off a dodgy vibe. I experienced everything from 18 year olds up to people in their 60s, there's no one type of person who sees an escort.
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    3 Quick fire questions-
    Did you ever get attached / romantically attracted to a client
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    3 Quick fire questions-
    Did you ever get attached / romantically attracted to a client
    Biggest penis seen
    Did you ever have to give a refund
    No
    I didn't carry a tape measure but there was one that genuinely wouldn't fit inside me it was so big hahah
    And no
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    (Original post by UWS)
    What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    African or European?
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    No
    I didn't carry a tape measure but there was one that genuinely wouldn't fit inside me it was so big hahah
    ok so that doesnt deserve a refund ?:unimpressed:
 
 
 
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