Could someone please rate my tinder for me?/Am I unattractive?

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Was it the Fresh meat or romantic comedy?

both, but mostly the fresh meat comparison

i am nothing like kingsley in real life, he comes across as pretentious and annoying so i certainly don't want to come across as that.Looking at it i can see how it does sound as though i am serious about playing music (i'm not) and i'm a music snob (poking fun at wonderwall and how easy it is). So I'm definitely changing it. Also the end bit about the halloween costumes was supposed to be a joke too but i guess that may come across as "romantic" or sappy.

Reply 61

VladThe1mpaler

Original post by 41b

2/10

You have a really unmasculine face.

I feel queasy looking at you.

i know i'm not a 10 but i know i'm more than a 2 (to most women anyway)

thanks for the feedback anyway

Reply 62

VladThe1mpaler

Original post by Prince of Punani

Tell them you have PhD in woman's studies and work as a gynecologist

you're the prince of punani so tell me

are the updated pics any better?

Reply 63

Emilycunningham

Original post by Betelgeuse-

U look fine, no worries but the problem is you are competing with guys like me on there. You are fine and all but this my tinder pic.

No offense but you cant compete.. i am meeting hundreds of females a month of there 24/5 .. I reckon my illegitimate children could fill a creche twice over

Sorry

No offense but OP is kinda better than you...esp with that attitude

Reply 64

Prince of Punani

Original post by VladThe1mpaler

you're the prince of punani so tell me

are the updated pics any better?

New pics are definitely better, you look more manly rather than boyish.

Reply 65

41b

Original post by Betelgeuse-

U look fine, no worries but the problem is you are competing with guys like me on there. You are fine and all but this my tinder pic.

No offense but you cant compete.. i am meeting hundreds of females a month of there 24/5 .. I reckon my illegitimate children could fill a creche twice over

Sorry

How many years did that take? Steroids right? I'm going natty; my strength's going through the roof but muscle gains aren't tremendous.

Reply 66

Bham369

Original post by VladThe1mpaler

I'm ready for the brutal honesty.

Basically, I met my most recent girlfriend on tinder and we broke up fairly recently. Now I've got Tinder back again and I really want to meet someone new

It's been 6 months since i last used it but i could remember my profile and I feel these new pictures are much better than the last ones. However, i have had the app back for a couple of days now and had only a couple of matches. I'm sure I had more matches than this by now so I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.

These are my pictures in this order:

https://imgur.com/a/2oSZD

My bio reads:

"wannabe singer/songwriter pursuing a solo career. Willing to learn the 3 chords of Wonderwall for someone who is worth that kind of effort. Looking for someone to make my two-person halloween costumes a reality"

Basically i would just like brutal honesty on my pictures/attractiveness and my bio to try and see how I can get more matches.

Don't be shy, I have thick skin!

To be completely honest I think you look quite good in them. You are not unattractive for sure. Give it a bit of time 😊

Reply 67

VladThe1mpaler

Original post by Emilycunningham

No offense but OP is kinda better than you...esp with that attitude

i'm pretty sure he was kidding and that isn't even him, but still i don't have any female friends who would swipe right for that sort of guy on tinder. Apart from for a laugh to see what kind of horrible pick-up line he uses.

Reply 68

VladThe1mpaler

Original post by Bham369

To be completely honest I think you look quite good in them. You are not unattractive for sure. Give it a bit of time 😊

thank you! the general consensus seems to be that the original pics were quite poor, i've since edited them/added new ones/removed certain ones

Reply 69

Prince of Punani

Original post by Bham369

To be completely honest I think you look quite good in them. You are not unattractive for sure. Give it a bit of time 😊

This. He'll be fine but stop expecting to find matches after one hour

Reply 70

Prince of Punani

Original post by VladThe1mpaler

it needs to be more subtle, maybe put on some speedos and take a selfie at the swimming pool :sly:

Reply 71

VladThe1mpaler

Original post by Prince of Punani

it needs to be more subtle, maybe put on some speedos and take a selfie at the swimming pool :sly:

bio should just be statistics like how much he can bench press or body fat percentage

Reply 72

Prince of Punani

Original post by VladThe1mpaler

bio should just be statistics like how much he can bench press or body fat percentage

Ahahaha, yesss gotta get dat 8% yo

diet routine, calories per day, size of penis :rofl:

Reply 73

username2393237

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=Betelgeuse-;66812958]U look fine, no worries but the problem

is you are competing with guys like me on there. You are fine and all but this my tinder pic.

No offense but you cant compete.. i am meeting hundreds of females a month of there 24/5 .. I reckon my illegitimate children could fill a creche twice over

Sorry[ QUOTE

]

I'm sure that's not you, but those veiny arms :/

OP, I wouldn't call myself a "wannabe" anything. Pictures of tongues aren't attractive and the bottom picture is a bit dark. I've never used Tinder though.

Reply 74

Ciel.

Original post by VladThe1mpaler

aww you seem kinda cute but perhaps too....... down to earth
but tinder? and a relationship? hahahahah

Reply 75

username2393237

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=markova21;66813802]Do girls like mystery? [And i'm a 48 year old female]. I personally like plenty of info so I can pick out potential dates from the offset. There must be nothing worse going on a date with someone you know nothing about and it turns out you have nothing in common with them. Your height. I would say it is very important to know. My sister is 5ft 1. She met up with someone on a date. He was 6ft 7 inches tall ! She said she never felt so self conscious walking out of the bar with someone in all her life. If you vote Conservative and she spends her spare Saturday afternoons selling copies of Socialist Worker chances are you're not going to hit it off. If you had already advertised a little bit about yourself, the people replying to you are mostly going to be people who like what interests you have, maybe because they have the same ones themselves.[ QUOTE

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I agree. I would like to find someone I can have a proper conversation with; maybe the OP doesn't want that at his age. I don't think I'll ever bother with Tinder, as it seems like a bit of a knocking shop.

Reply 76

VladThe1mpaler

Original post by Ciel.

aww you seem kinda cute but perhaps too....... down to earth
but tinder? and a relationship? hahahahah

i was in a relationship for 6 months with someone i met on tinder!

also how can you be too down to earth? i thought being down to earth was a good thing...

Reply 77

41b

Original post by VladThe1mpaler

i was in a relationship for 6 months with someone i met on tinder!

also how can you be too down to earth? i thought being down to earth was a good thing...

Don't mind Ciel, she's always up in the clouds.

Reply 78

Ciel.

Original post by VladThe1mpaler

i was in a relationship for 6 months with someone i met on tinder!

also how can you be too down to earth? i thought being down to earth was a good thing...

really? its more of a hook up app to me to be honest! hmm not really. Of course it can be a good thing, for some people but...... too down to earth = boring.

Reply 79

VladThe1mpaler

Original post by Ciel.

really? its more of a hook up app to me to be honest! hmm not really. Of course it can be a good thing, for some people but...... too down to earth = boring.

i know other people who have met serious boyfriends/girlfriends on it. I also know people who use it just to have sex with people they barely know. It's whatever you make of it.