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    (Original post by mercuryman)
    Your dad was about to sell your **** to that beggar for a pint of guinness
    Your dad sold your holes to a 20 different men so he could get first in line at Woolworth's closing sales


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    Had one more in me


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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    You must have been conceived on a country road. That's where most accidents happen.
    I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
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    (Original post by PHD2027)
    I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
    Try again in 10 working days.
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    (Original post by endgametheory)
    Try again in 10 working days.
    your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
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    (Original post by PHD2027)
    your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
    Your dad bought Kim Kardashian's 30 sec sex tape
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    (Original post by endgametheory)
    Your dad bought Kim Kardashian's 30 sec sex tape
    the zoo called. they're wondering how you got out of your cage?
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    (Original post by PHD2027)
    the zoo called. they're wondering how you got out of your cage?
    Nicki Minaj called.
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    She wants her IQ back
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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    Nicki Minaj called.
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    She wants her IQ back
    is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that came out of your mouth?
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    Confucius.:hand:


    BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WAIT I MEANT DON'T BURN
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    (Original post by Personinsertname)
    Confucius.:hand:


    BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WAIT I MEANT DON'T BURN
    your so stupid, you stare at frozen juice cans because they say concentrate.
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    you are half retarded, and the retarded sideis the better one
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    (Original post by TreeFellOnMe)
    you are half retarded, and the retarded sideis the better one
    you are proof that God has a sense of humour.
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    because your so ugly
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    (Original post by PHD2027)
    you are proof that God has a sense of humour.
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    because your so ugly
    You make kids with down syndrome look like Einstein.
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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    You make kids with down syndrome look like Einstein.
    I thought of you today. it reminded me to take the garbage out.
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    listen yh

    (Original post by Electrospective)
    You make kids with down syndrome look like Einstein.
    you're clapped

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    you are proof that God has a sense of humour.
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    because your so ugly
    your mum thinks you're clapped

    (Original post by TreeFellOnMe)
    you are half retarded, and the retarded sideis the better one
    your dad got berebacked by the bigshow
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    (Original post by PHD2027)
    I thought of you today. it reminded me to take the garbage out.
    You have 2 balls





    (Original post by endgametheory)
    listen yhyou're clapped
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    The only thing that's clapped is your ass when you're at the strip club, on the pole, shaking that ass for some daddy ****
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    (Original post by Electrospective)
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    The only thing that's clapped is your ass when you're at the strip club, on the pole, shaking that ass for some daddy ****
    cringe..
    stick to baking cupcakes with your PSHE teacher
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    (Original post by endgametheory)
    cringe..
    stick to baking cupcakes with your PSHE teacher
    At least I went past primary school education

    Stick to cleaning toilets Gary, you've spent so much time with sh*t you're starting to resemble it.
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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    At least I went past primary school education

    Stick to cleaning toilets Gary, you've spent so much time with sh*t you're starting to resemble it.
    This is but a far cry of what happened before on this thread lol
    You can never compete with the big 3
 
 
 
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