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    Can I call you daddy?

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    Nop but you can call me Mommy
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    Nop but you can call me Mommy
    What about granddad? :perv:
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    What about granddad? :perv:
    yups ill be ur pops sit on my lap so i can tell you a story of when i used to be in the military
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    yups ill be ur pops sit on my lap so i can tell you a story of when i used to be in the military
    How do you know my top sexual fantasy? :eek:
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    How do you know my top sexual fantasy? :eek:
    :erm:
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    You didn't have a school life if it didn't include any Runescape sir
    Correction, you didn't have a LIFE if you haven't played a RSPS as a Runescape player.
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" and I thought I blocked him and this is so embarrassing :cry2:

    My status was;

    "When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"

    **** MY LIFE
    I've solved countless problems, deciphered many equations, dealt with all those ****ing rings in chemistry, but I don't understand what the **** that even means :/
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    (Original post by GradeA*UnderA)
    I've solved countless problems, deciphered many equations, dealt with all those ****ing rings in chemistry, but I don't understand what the **** that even means :/
    read my previous responses
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    So, what did your dad interpret it as?
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    (Original post by GradeA*UnderA)
    I've solved countless problems, deciphered many equations, dealt with all those ****ing rings in chemistry, but I don't understand what the **** that even means :/
    Well, he hit me (and it felt like a kiss) is a song about a woman cheating, telling her original partner, him striking her, and her finding tenderness in his anger as it shows he cares about her.. presumably this status just takes away the f'd up romantic angle and refers to plain old abuse. Idk.

    Oh, Lana Del Rey sang it. Thief! (the same line anyway)
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    Well, he hit me (and it felt like a kiss) is a song about a woman cheating, telling her original partner, him striking her, and her finding tenderness in his anger as it shows he cares about her.. presumably this status just takes away the f'd up romantic angle and refers to plain old abuse. Idk.
    I see. Way too much context involved in the forum post then, haha.

    Jokes aside, whose gonna call the cops?
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    I see. Way too much context involved in the forum post then, haha.

    Jokes aside, whose gonna call the cops?
    Seems it's from Lana Del Rey actually, who seems to have stole the line for her ultradepressing Ultraviolence

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    What kind of stupid ass dramatic ass status is that anyway?..

    People are so dumb. You right.
 
 
 
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