FML WHY AM I SO stupid

Well, he hit me (and it felt like a kiss) is a song about a woman cheating, telling her original partner, him striking her, and her finding tenderness in his anger as it shows he cares about her.. presumably this status just takes away the f'd up romantic angle and refers to plain old abuse. Idk.

I see. Way too much context involved in the forum post then, haha.

Jokes aside, whose gonna call the cops?